^Knows because R Kelly is his idol
^wishes R Kelly would Pee on him… Cuz he’s a go getta
^Works for Microsoft and plans to marry Bill Gates’ son in the hope of inheriting his estate, cause he’s a go getta
^actually has a pretty good idea, for a unicycle riding fairy
^ wears boxers so his vagina can breathe.
^Is lurking something chronic, come on man 2 minutes? That’s all it takes for you isn’t it? 
^ Had a horrible experience once vacationing down under.
^vacations down under ^^'s balls.
^ almost booked a round trip ticket with me, but backed out at the last second.
^umm if he pulled out that means he was in it to begin with, so ^ just admitted ^^ fucked ^'s ass.
No joke necessary…
^thinks deduction is a term for analingus
^ is not funny.
^ the ass secks loving disgrace of the 09ers
^ jealous for being dethroned of this title
^ named after his favorite sex move, unfortunately the ladies don’t like it as much.
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^ has a feast with me at night with broccoli and oranges.
^ squirts orange juice over his face after sucking on the broccoli hoping something will come out of the end. Good practice though for when I want some action from him.
^^is also named after his only sex move, and yet he’s still single. Well except for the ZJ’s ^ gives ^^ and ^^^
^Has a picture of his gf’s ultrasound for his avatar.