^Is a pussy cat deep down. A dirty dirty pussy cat
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^Said he wouldn’t tell, come on man i hardly think that’s fair I didn’t even tell anyone really
^jelous
^needs a dictionary
^needs…a…shut up.
^Chalks up his fat gut to water weight. Sorry mate, pretty sure you need to cut.
^doesn’t know that real strength cannot be attained without bulking and/or pokemon cards.
^purposely isn’t facing side/forward in avatar pic as to not show huge fat stomach. lol
^Doesn’t have pokemon cards, has to bulk
^obtained unicycle for performing sex acts for the geriatric community, specifically 87 year old retired widows.
^voted for the job in the “World’s best jobs” series and was genuinely dissappointed when it didn’t feature.
^only voted for it because of your genuine enthusiasm when describing your experiences on the job
^ was truly impressed by Harizard’s passion to suck off 87 year old men and finish strong by swallowing.
^Is an 87 year old man, and no thank you
^ refused to accept payment for his mouth sex skills.
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^Looked it up BAHAHAHA least i figured out not too, is good to have friends who know about that shit
^lies about actually having friends as he posts on here on a Friday night.
^ahhh so what’s your excuse