^ cat likes to sit on the mouse pad to feel superior.
^Likes to walk around with a tape and tell girls my cock is this long.
^ is my getaway driver.
^Robbed a sperm bank
^ uses sperm to gel his faux-hawk.
^ drinks pure sperm isolate PWO.
^^wishes he could produce sperm, but feels depressed and wants to kill himself because he knows his wife has to sleep with another man to have a child.
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^hits way below the belt, and likes the taste of semen
^ doesn’t wear a belt… or pants.
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^drinks his own sperm because of high protien value.
^ would drink sperm, but can’t because he is a Vegan.
^ Would be a vegan, but can’t because he eats cock meat.
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^replies with off-topic post so as to avoid admitting that he tasted his own sperm and liked it
^should be shot for having a uni-cycle
^Should be removed from the gene pool for not being skilled enough to ride one.
^is so happy he pees himself cause this thread is still alive (sadly alive)
^ is upset because he is still sadly alive.