The Man Above Thread

^speaks truth

^fails at insulting

^ would rather have his testicles spread waffer thin and spread with honey and then have wasps unleashed upon them. Then have the resulting stings be soaked in vinegar while having his scrotum stretched like a swimming cap and worn by a Nazi.

^ has the testicular torture fetish.

[quote]elusive wrote:
^ would rather have his testicles spread waffer thin and spread with honey and then have wasps unleashed upon them. Then have the resulting stings be soaked in vinegar while having his scrotum stretched like a swimming cap and worn by a Nazi.[/quote]

GAME OVER BITCHES!!!
maybe not carry on

^Thinks conclusions are reached by someone who can’t even say what this is preference over.

^makes no sense now cause of his unicycles seat missing (which he likes)

^made the first post on page 20… im not very creative

^Isn’t creative

^ has a unicycle to match his unibrow.

^Wishes he could pluck said unibrow cause it’s “icky”

^ wishes he could pluck those unsightly ass hairs that cause his anus to swell in rashy discomfort.

^Doesn’t understand that living in the tropics all one’s life result in a nice resistance to rashes, ass hairs or no.

^ doesn’t understand that if its not a rash or a discomfort cause by ass hair, then it must be a STD cause by vast amounts of butt sex.

^Jealous of buttsex

^Envious of my baby stash

^^^^ silence is golden…duck tape is silver.

^Just made a lame rip off AMC the hillbilly version.

^needs to study for finals but apparently has the attention span of a 4 year old who just got into mommie’s stash of methamphetamine

<sold the meth to ^ and made ^ pay double!