^is grand-dad
^has been on recieving end of granddads floppy satchel
^ has been on the receiving end of his grandmothers floppy satchel
^has no definition so he has to make his photos black and white
^has no ass… has to represent this glaring disparity with green apple.
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^knows that because he’s that cows husband
^banged that cow first…AND LIKED IT
^likes rolling in the hay with rather large cows.
^is a vegitarian freak who only uses bosu balls and lil pink weights the shape of dildos
^is grossly mistaken. Big difference between banging me and banging a cowbell full of vasoline.
^IF HES A COW, HOW DOES HE LIFT WEIGHTS WITHOUT Gillium-001 ALWAYS WANTIN TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS???
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^loves that kind of “cardio”
^Brauny96 wishes he could see your avatar.
^cant see it either cuz he isnt as cool as me
<has seen ^^^ avatar but ^^^dont know about it
^has a ghey faux hawk
^has his new fake boobs on display which he got in Thailand along with a new pegina.