^ is a pregnant men
^inpregnated the man
^ a pregnant man
^Know’s first hand because he tried to hide the bone and the baby reached out and punched him right back in the head.
^Nearly killed the thread by posting gibberish
^was nearly killed by the cat wearing a mask and weilding a chainsaw.
^Is shown in avatar doing a chick who’s been killed by the cat wearing a mask and wielding a chainsaw…
^is that what happens in the book?
^Finally realises…
^Left his shirt in the closet of the dead woman as he made his “special” home movie.
^Played starring role
^bought 8 copies for his bar mitvah
^Hopes to trade the home-made porn for a real life blow up doll that wont die,rot, and is dishwasher safe.
^Calls people jewish
^Is now officially slow
^Is jealous of a Jewish Chainsaw welding cat starring in home based porn.
^Doesn’t have opposable thumbs, is cat.
^ has thumbs, but can’t use them because they are stuck in cat’s ass.
^Wishes he knew the one true bliss that is… cough
^Doesnt realise theyre called inflatable life-partners