^pays his hand for sex.
^Is payed to have sex with men. He accepts sex as pay.
(btw, Susan Boyle is an amazingly ugly woman with an amazingly good singing voice who wowed the entire of the UK when she appeared on Britain’s Got Talent, youtube it)
^is chairman of the Susan Boyle Fan Club, Australia. Hence the hair.
^ doesn’t give change for a $5.
EDIT: “^^” Shit!
^ is too slow
< needs to get a new job so he isn’t at work reading this shit at o’dark 30.
< wonders when it turned from the ‘above me’ thread to the ‘me’ thread.
^ Smoke bubbles aren’t the only things he ‘blows’
^Knows from experience
^ Looks like someone else does too…
^Is jealous
^Wishes someone was jealous of him
^secretly jealous of Harizard
^ wishes he was Harizard’s unicycle. being riden hard in the rain
^wishes he was riding dday’s “pistol” hard in the rain
^Often imagines men being ridden hard.
^by his mom
^ as opposed to this guys dad.
^ as opposed to this guy’s real girlfriend
opposed to pregnant men.