^is referring to his mom
^Knows all about “Inflatable Life Partners”
^is referring to HIS mom
^ can’t figure out how to hang his mirror on his wall.
^^Had to post the same thing twice cause he was insulting himself the first time around and is trying to cover it up
^ keeps proving that he is slow.
we get it.
^is beating his keyboard angrily at the reference to his mom.
P.S. that was presumably an Iraqi’s mirror in camp fallujah, I just stayed in there old barracks
^is beating his meat angrily to a picture of his mom.
^Warming up the dead girl for the second round of homemade corpse shagging fun.
^is laughing uncontrollably at his own joke.
^Should really stop getting off to yourself getting off in the mirror
^is mad because cats can’t get themselves off and the corpse is already taken.
^Took the corpse.
^is about an hour slow on the draw.
^needs to give his grandma back her shades.
^Needs his litter box changed, thus the need to sit on his owners computer.
^knows what you did last summer
^His mom.
^and his mom
^Was the main inspiration for the article “On Matters of Douchebaggery”.