The Man Above Thread

^ won’t stop speaking. Ever.

^ Is an asshole for posting one millisecond before me thereby forcing me to return and edit my formerly hilarious post into this piece of crap.

^likes Dirty Harry’s big piece.

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^ Only joined the message boards because he anticipated me creating this thread.

^ Is soo into his idea of starting this thread that he won’t shut up about it.

^ Only pussy it has is the one in ^'s avatar

^ is apparently driving into the sun.

^Is only bitter cause its 1 more than he gets

^ needs to part ways with pailsey shirts.

^needs to part ways with gay fluffy white cat.

^needs to part ways with the gay, hairy, muscled man his avatar.

^needs to shave his hairy pits and stop taking advantage of underage boys.

^posts just a little too slow.

^is contemplating how to tell his parents he is gay.

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^About as pretty as Susan Boyle, therefore chooses joke avatar instead of one of self.

^ Who the fuck is Susan Boyle?

^ the woman your paying for sex.

^ pays men for sex.