^ gets off watching glass ass
^ enjoys the feeling of a meat stick enema.
^ likes to take his protien directly from ^^ meat stick. (Meat stick? that’s one I’ve never heard)
^ Having rib removed so ^ can say he’s had his meat stick sucked once.
^ wishes he were his dog, so he could suck his own meat stick (if he could he’d never leave the house)
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^ wishes he were his dog, so he could suck his own meat stick (if he could he’d never leave the house)[/quote]
^Spreads Peanut butter on his nut sack when seeing ^^ avatar.
^ has an alergic reaction to peanut butter and now his nuts are the size of grapefruits.
^ Jealous of ^^'s nuts (wishes he HAD nuts)
^ perked his interest because he loves having grapefruit at breakfast
^ likes perking the interest of healthy eaters everywhere after finding that the resulting scat sessions allow him to spread the steamers over his hairless chest better if his partners have a diet that is high in fiber.
^Wrote a long, drawn out insult that no one will bother to read.
^ wrote tthat last insult because hooked on phonics did not a damn thing for him
^Needs to take some of his own medicine.
^ favorite medicine is a big beef injection
^ prescribes the big beef and insists on delivering it himself to ^^
^ & ^^ need to get together and give each other a meat stick enema.
^Doesn’t care where the enema comes from, as long as he gets some too.
^likes to buy a big stick of salami and pretend he’s with shaq.
^ Drug of choice, colonoscopies.
^drug of choice semen from seamen