The Man Above Thread 2.0

^ Must be getting his salt licked while typing. WTF.

^Is envious of ^^.

^ has high blood pressure.

^ has bad breath

^ has a gaping wide asshole.

^penis too small for ^^butthole

^ didn’t even insult me because of the fact of how huge ^^^'s asshole really is.

^ masturbates with tweezers and a magnifying glass (attempts to distract others from his “micro penis” by slandering the size of other people’s assholes)

^ Has a secret man crush on ^^ micro penis.

^ Has an innie instead of an outie.

<Starting to feel bad about always insulting the stupid Aussie dog.

^Knowing ^^ has a innie is creepy.

feels sorry for what ^'s stupid Aussie dog may have seen beign around ^

^ The biggest sucka on here for thinking ^^ is in Austria… HAHAHAHAHAHA

^ speaks about himself in the third person

^ couldn’t come up with anything clever

^ meant to put a < not a “^”.

^ Wants ^^ to > his ass.

^gets off on 57 Chevy’s and screaming guitars

^ gets off on ^^.

^ gets off on dressing as a school girl and being known in the back of said '57 Chevy