^ Dreams of the day when he can take his Barium enema to Vermont so he can wed in Holy Matrimony.
^ insists on using only Vermont maple syrup when he tosses his cellmates salad
^ is less discriminating with his choice of maple syrup
^Doesn’t even want syrup. Prefers the natural taste.
^ Since going natural, thinks he’s hyoooooge.
^ likes hyoooooooge
^ Says naty taste like shit.
^ prefers the taste of chicken shit
^ Not very good at this game.
^ not very good at anything
^very good at being gay
^ Likes the fact that ^^ is very good at being gay.
^ wishes he could be gay with ^^
^ wishes he could be felated by ^^'s dog
^ just wishes that somebody (anybody, really) would fellate him.
^Is volunteering to fellate anybody.
^ Is begging ^^ to choose ^.
^ is used to begging for the bone
^ used to begging for everything, used to getting nothing
^ plays out sexual fantasies with luke skywalker and princess leia figurines