^ has often helped himself out via the dog.
^ Jealousy rears its ugly head again and ^ wants to know why it won’t go in his ass.
^ is jealous of the dog for having a larger penis, wishes it would fit in his ass.
^ Is the only one who would know that.
^ “Knows” his dog (in the biblical sense)
^ Fantasizes about knowing ^^ in the biblical sense.
^ only knows dogs in the biblical sense. Poor li’l guy.
^^ has been banned from PetSmart for trying to know the gerbils and a ferret
^ doesn’t know anything.
^ knows EVERYTHING (trees, fish, reptiles, etc… but prefers sheep)
^ hangs around me to know more.
^ wants to know how low the chicken hangs
^ has to open mouth for ^^ to see how low chicken hangs.
^ found out last night how low the chicken hangs
^ Confused about which hangs lower, his nut sack or his hemroids.
^ also gets nut sacks and hemorrhoids confused, they are after all VERY close together… (only the taint separates them - it’s an easy mistake… really)
^^ doesn’t mind being confused, all tastes the same to him
^ Is happy to admit that he can’t taste salt.
^ Likes the way salt (wink wink) coats the back of his throat.
^ likes to get take his salt via anal injection