^ jizzed in his pants
^was born in 1996…making him 14 years old.
^ assumes that ^^ was born in the 1900s… idiot.
^ is rude
^ is a prude.
^ Wishes she was a dude.
^posts are very lewd
^ thinks hes Dr. Suess now.
^Wants to see ^^ his cat in the hat.
^ wants to beat himself with a baseball bat!
^ needs to stop this rhyming shit and go write a fucking poem to his mother.
^ wishes we could quit fucking his mother, she’s like no other, go ask his brother.
^^has a drinking problem
^during which he realises that he has latent DMOS in his penis from fucking that hamster in the pet store
^Knows the symptoms of DMOS in the penis and makes a diagnosis from personal experience
^ Has NO penis personal experience.
^ Has no penis.
^ Likes being a hermaphrodite.
^Is too sad about the jets losing to finish masturbating.
^ Offers to help the sad out.