^ Has become my new best friend.
< thinks the Giants are the best team in the NFL…even if they didnt make playoffs.
^ suffers from a condition that is common among sports fans who’s team sucks: DELUSION
^ fails to point out that Brauny96 was too stupid to follow the one rule in this game.
^ Will personally show Brauny exactly where ^ it belongs.
^ will video tape for a small fee and a reach around.
^ Will get shit eating grin on his face when he realizes he has to use 2 hands for said reach around.
^ has experience in the the realm of reach around.
^Wonders when the day will come, and he will also have this power.
^ is willing to share his power, ^also wants one badly
^ selectively follows the rules to this game as per his liking because he has a GOD complex.
^ made up the game to fill the vacuum of failure in his life.
^ loves to randomly stray from the guidelines for this activity per his liking because he has a SATAN complex.
^ substituted words from my last post because he has a secret crush on me. Just come out and say it.
^ Chuckles to himself every time he writes the word “come.”
^ cums on himself every time he reads the word “come”
^ never “came” because he is a virgin and is afraid to touch himself down there in fear of going blind.
^ Blind as a bat.
^ went blind masturbating to porn depicting Jets players with sheep.
^ Enraged with jealousy because all of his sheep had stretched assholes.