^ The flame in his avatar is a symbol of the flame he carries for CainMarko… (he masturbates while imagining him doing Crossfit workouts)
^ originally raped Cainmarko under the pretense that it was part of an advances Crossfit certification class.
^ Pretends to work at Crossfit so that he can watch and record unsuspecting, well hung chickens rape CainMarko.
(I will admit, it was the best certification class of my life! CainMarko’s well developed traps provided a superior grip that enabled me to pass the certification with flying colors… although I was imagining my sister the whole time…)
^ prefers raping sister than raping me. Also loves doing crossfit and inbreeding. Keeping it in the family i guess.
^ considers raping chickens a good energy system workout. Since he’s from New Zealand, considers raping sheep a national pastime and patriotic duty.
^ wishes he was from New Zealand
^often plots ways of freeing more time in his day… to watch professional golf
^ likes to have his nose rubbed in the wet spots on the carpet and be told he’s a bad dog.
^ loves to tell ^^ that he is a bad dog
^ banned from PetSmart for touching himself inappropriately with gerbils. HUGE fan of Richard Gere
^ is organizing a gerbil party with ^^. They’ll be watching Officer and a Gentleman and Pretty Woman.
^ is against the formation of any rodent type party, but stills thinks of Richard Gere. In facts hopes richard will notice that he is at the top of his fan list.
^ idolizes and loves Richard Simmons, only pretends to lift heavy while secretly doing 3 hrs of step areobics s day in spandex.
^ caught wood while imagining CainMarko in spandex
caught the swine flu after raping a pig.
^ is the pig
^ prefers his sex wet and sloppy. As in Tubgirl wet and sloppy.
^ Fucked up this thread with his dry comment
^ fucked the thread up by being MIA for a fucking week. WTF, bro?
^ doesnt know that there is life outside the bedroom. Bro get a life.