^ milked his own breasts
^buys the milk after ^^ is done milking his own breasts
^ Delivers the milk, making him the “milk man”
^ buys the milk, just to get in ^^'s pants.
^^ is not my sister, but… ^ was breast fed until he was six, causing a severe personality disorder resulting in the adulation of unpopular X-men comic book villains…
^ was not breast fed at all and now has an obsession with inbreeding and chickens
^ likes to choke the chicken ten times a day
^ lives in the murder capital of North America
^ wishes he had street cred. “don’t make me pull your card!”
^is a pencil neck geek that will NEVER have street cred, also likes to give blowjobs
^ is correct about ^^.
And he likes to give Blowjobs
^Knows from experience.
^ films himself giving blowjobs to guys, ever heard of wolf creek?
^ heard of wolf creek.
^ was raped at wolf creek, and the movie is based on his story.
^ did the raping cuz he caught teh ghey
Acted in the chicken version of Wolf Creek.
^ raped the entire cast and crew
^Was the entire cast and crew, filmed until he said no and realised CainMarko wasn’t stopping, and he was getting raped. True story.
^ wishes he was the one being raped. Again. Thought CainMarko loved him, does Crossfit twice a day because “CrossFit does amazing things for women”