^ types bullshit to try to kill the greatest thread ever made, but can’t hide the fact that he types that way because he has balls in his mouth.
^thoroughly enjoying having his balls in yusef’s mouth
^ knew I was trying to keep it secret but couldn’t help tell the Nation because he is an attention whore. Whore.
^ poops his pants
^ knew I was trying to keep that a secret but couldn’t help tell the Nation because he is a cock whore. Whore.
^learned that the hard way
^ knows from experience.
^was so ashamed from still not touching boobs, he had to change his avatar
^misses masturbating to ^^ avatar.
^was lured into Wol’s sex slave dungeon basement by Xbox and candy. ^Fucking loved Wol’s “torture”
^ made his user name Pootie Tang because he barely speaks english.
edit: FUCK
^took too long to reply because he cant toss ^^ salad and type at the same time.
^acts like he doesn’t like his salad tossed, liar
^ likes to put beans in his salad as he tosses it, hence his user name.
^ Has a bean ^^ missed, stuck in is ass right now.
^ His pootie taste like tang, at least thats what counting beans says.
^forgot to point out I heard it from Wol, who returned the favor
^ Told me that he teaches at a local grade school because the chicks are “easy”.
^underestimates how desperate Ms. Jansen, the kindergarten teacher, is for a real man after dating ^
^ probably more turned on by the Math equation then the hot chick.