^ says the six fingered man chastising the “bald man”… You must be the victim of SECOND GENERATION INBREEDING!
^ loves inbreeding
^ loves to watch inbreeding taking place
^ mary poppins
^ waiting for mary poppins to pop down the chute
^ Likes to sneak a peak up mary poppins’s dress
^Is… wait, what?
^ loses the ability to form coherent sentences whenever he sees a woman, so has never been laid
^Is actually projecting, by accusing others of being how he is on the inside. As such, we have a virgin ladies and gentlemen.
^ has given up on the prospect of ever having sex, so just cruises around on his unicycle all day hoping desperately that it will make him look cool. Which it doesn’t.
^ has given up on the prospect of ever having sex, so just cruises around in his cheap car all day hoping desperately that it will make him look cool. Which it doesn’t.
^ thinks falling on head makes him look cool. Which it doesn’t. Posting image as avatar is fucking worse.
^ parents obviously dropped him on his head as a child…
^ parents obviously don’t give a fuck about him.
^ obviously doesn’t have parents and was raised by wolves.
^ has a latent admiration for nursery rhyme characters, brought about by an inherent low self esteem caused by a lack of breast feeding.
^ is ^^'s mother and never gave him any tit to suck.
^ knows first hand what ^^ breast milk taste likes and recommends it too.
^ attempted to milk his own breast