The Israel War Thread

I find this whole operation to be incredibly humorous for some reason.

Like a Mel Brooks bit come to life or something. I’m just picturing one of those outdoor market like settings where random people just suddenly start exploding.

Then it cuts to a set with the goofy old fashoined computers and a Jewish Space Lazers emblem on the wall, and Rick Morannis says “We’ve found the Hezbola operation Captain!”…

:man_shrugging:t2:.

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Iran is just waiting for the next multi billion dollar cash-drop from Pres Biden.

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Since trump pulled out of the nuclear deal, most experts agree that Iran advanced the program to within a couple months of being able to produce a bomb, and then stopped (for a variety of reasons). Iran might be delaying a military response to give themselves time to push their program forward to produce a bomb or two- if they detonate a test bomb, and then announce they have produced another 1 or 2 that are not on Iranian soil anymore, the game changes quite dramatically. Scary times, and hopefully I’m just paranoid.

Israel really pulled some James Bond shit recently. Blew up their pagers, blew up their radios… I just learned that a few days ago special forces went into Syria, and blew up a secret underground missile factory that Iran had built. If Ian Flemming didn’t hate Jews so much, he would be proud.

And earlier today the IDF dropped a JDAM on the head of another super senior Hezbollah leader.

Hezbollah & co. Can’t keep “waiting for the right time to strike” or else they’ll be totally crippled at this rate.

The leader of Hezbollah is dead

Pro Palestinian college encampments must be devastated!

What has unfolded over the past couple of months will be chalked up to be one of histories most successful intelligence gathering operations

They got Mohammed Dief, Ismail Hanieyah, Nasrallah… Exploding walkie talkies and pagers… Yahya Sinwar not seen in months…

That’s impossible, because Israel only struck residential apartments and everyone knows Hezbollah would NEVER hide among civilians. That would be irresponsible.

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Hamas wouldn’t possibly have infrastructure built under hospitals and schools either!

Nor would they hide hostages in civillian households right?

Hezbollah wouldn’t possibly use human shields … Nor would they indiscriminately fire rockets aimed at Israel that land in Palestinian territory… Oh wait… Hezbollah fires at West Bank, rockets hitting Palestinian villages

Hezbollah and Hamas are rEsIStAnCe FiGhtErS! Not Islamic jihadists looking to destroy Israel and go after the west (America first) once they are done with Israel …

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Unfortunately, too many people would rather ignore evidence such as this and dismiss it as ‘‘zionist propaganda’’.

Another option could be to take it as evidence that Palestinians and Hamas are not the same

Of course they aren’t the same.

Unfortunately, when it’s war, those distinctions are a minor inconvenience at best.

I know this is my topic and all that, but I’ve actually come around to thinking differently about this issue.

Frankly, I don’t give a shit about either side of this conflict, I just want someone to win so this bullshit can be over. 2,000 years is a long time to hate someone for a religion they’re born into.

I think bombing 700 civilians is a pretty despicable thing to do. Almost as despicable as knowing your own people are going to be bombed, and letting it happen.

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Probably better add another 1,800+ years to the hate.

Judaism is old. REALLY old.
Muslim is only like 1500 years old, really.
Catholicism is about 2,000 years old.

Hard to have hatred before you exist :man_shrugging:

You should probably consider the birth line to Islam:

Genesis 16:11 And the angel of the Lord said unto [Hagar], Behold, thou art with child and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the Lord hath heard thy affliction.

12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man’s hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.

I’m really not interested in religion tbh, so I don’t put a lot of stock into the recordings from a book that proclaims literal impossibilities.

I don’t think the birth of a prophet necessitates the beginning of a religion, unless the birth coincides with MASS followers. It’s debatable, but honestly I don’t care how long they’ve hated each other. This shit just needs to stop.

I originally was on Israel’s side of this conflict, but I’m starting to think that Israel has a lot of deep state actors within all of our institutions. So I no longer care who wins, so long as our country is uninvolved and unmanipulated going forward.

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The fact that any of us exist at all is a “literal impossibility.”