I would prefer to use guilt before having to resort to money laundering haha
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It feels kind of cool reading stuff about wives. Then I feel weird that I’m also a wife. I guess it’s because we’re both 23 and derping our way through life at the moment, but when I cook, it’s some weird assortment of food groups that I mostly just jam together to get nutrients in.
Last week I paired chicken, avocados, a can of corn, and mangos in a giant dish and shoved it in the oven. My husband just ate it since he’s part disposal and will eat anything.
I just kind of stared at what I made, and came to realize I’m probably the world’s weirdest cook. Mango flavored chicken is… different tasting I’ll admit.
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Lemon chicken is pretty awesome though.
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That sounds delicious though.
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Hot dogs and steak fries were a staple that my Mrs made for dinner when we were both about 21.
I really miss those days.
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Trying Reading the pharma section is like trying to read Latin. No matter how many beginner threads I read. Just confirms I’ll never be assisted… Too much hard work for me.
Viva la small life
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Fixed 
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I like where they say to keep a close eye on your bloodwork. I then look at my food tracking and decide that if I did this then I’d just lose all my hair, grow a massive set of tits and say bye bye to my nuts.
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You sound cute, asl?
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Im flattered but I don’t date guys who lift.
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Well… You’re in luck
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Ive been climbing back up to 230lbs lately, and its looking more like muscle mass than fat compared to last time I bulked up. My SO has noticed too and decided to deck me yesterday with the comment “You are actually starting to look strong now, like, you actually lift weights.” I dont know what I looked like before, but apparently I didnt even lift bro 
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Yep. I’ve looked at it several times. T-Nation also ran an article about TRT. It included a list of important blood work. I think one could focus on that and run a test only cycle and not mess themselves up too bad.
I feel like I’d need a really good doctor who was at least on board with keeping me healthy despite my poor decisions.
I’m still terrified of permanently messing up my endocrine system so I’m out…unless my testosterone tanks. I don’t want to inject myself with hormones the rest of my life, but if I don’t have a choice…
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I cooked my chicken for the week on Monday night and then left one container on the stove. My wife found it in the morning and put it back in the fridge.
Yesterday I tested it and ate a piece for lunch. I put it in the microwave for 90 seconds thinking/hoping that’d kill any bacteria. Well, I survived!
In hindsight, that was stupid. I would gladly pay more than $7 to get rid of a bout of violent puking so it doesn’t make sense for me to risk it because I didn’t want to waste the food and money.
I still haven’t decided if I’m going to eat the rest of that container…
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As someone that has done exactly this…
don’t.
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As someone that has done exactly this…
Are you trying to lose weight? If so, then do.
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Well you need to balance up the chances of violent puking against the cost - would you pay $700 to get rid of a bout of violent puking? If not, and you think that eating the chicken would result in violent puking 1% of the time, then you should eat it.
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It’s highly likely that I’d pay $700 if you asked me while I was doubled over the toilet straining every abdominal muscle known to man, and possibly some unknown ones too.
I threw the chicken out. I was sad.
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In future, just pour vodka on the chicken.
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This recipe sounds like the lovechild of Mariusz Pudzianowski and Derek Poundstone.
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