The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Lmao. Tip the bouncer $20 and you can get in easy

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Training at an LA fitness near my house today and I don’t know if I didn’t get the #hardcore memo or something but Its 90 degrees out, the gym is sweltering and I can’t begin to count the number of not-in-great-shape guys who need to wear full length under armor tights under their shorts while they “train.”

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I have watched every second of the crossfit world games.

I also have a monetary interest in a select few athletes making the podium.

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Should be doing nonfun things today but the beach is calling out to me. Pls help me rationalize going to the beach.

Those melanoma cells aren’t going to grow themselves! Get out there!

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Damn I could only guess how wet those benches are eugh

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Only just saw this but am ecstatic about it.

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I think that Canadian kid deadlifts in a super obnoxious style.

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Done and done, worked on the tan a bit, the wifey put ice packs in the cooler instead of ice, smh, so I only had one beer that didn’t stay cold very long. Was too windy to hear my little speaker for my mp3 player and too rough to swim.

…we’re going to the pool tomorrow and getting some damn ice! Lol

Especially at what is basically a Planet Fitness. This new trend of going to $10 gyms blatantly catered to casual gym goers and then getting upset when they get upset is just silly.

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Just had two different women compliment my Lion King t-shirt while food shopping. Hakuna Matata indeed :slightly_smiling_face:

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Some guy at work said Ariana Grande looked like a five year old. Naturally, I replied, loudly, “I’d fuck THAT five year old!”, juuuust as my boss rounded the corner.

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Good thing you didn’t post this in the buzzfit desdlift thread

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I swear on Ariana Grande’s mouth that I was about to type that at the end of my post.

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Brutal

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At least they have shorts on. I have a fat dude in neck-to-ankle underarmour “tights” with nothing over the top.

I go to the gym an hour later on Thursdays because of it (deadlift day… brrrruggh)

Run on the dry unpacked sand. You’ll never feel as weak or slow in your life. Its horrible.

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Went to designated marksman school in Dam Neck and not only did we do daily beach runs, sometimes 5-6 miles, but we did low crawls and buddy low crawls (low crawling with someone lying on your back). The only way to move forward when the sand was dry was to pretty much dig your elbows down to the wet sand and then start all over again every time you advance. That school sucked. The shooting part was fun though.

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Didn’t run but I walked on it, had to go back on the wet sand it was so hot on my bare feet, was too busy to run too. Beach was packed today. Good tip though, great for the calves.

I was wondering why that sounded so familiar, so I google mapped it.

Was down there last year at Sandbridge for a wedding, and trying to run on dry unpacked sand!

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