The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I think that duck sized bears are pretty much like a calmer Pomeranian.

Bear sized wasps would be the ultimate predator. That would be a world ender.

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Times change but when it comes down to it males always look to cast their net and females are always looking for the one… even when talking about horrid ways to be maimed

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Fuck no to both

Well it looks like you’re married to the only sane female there. We all know there’s only one right answer to that question!

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Christ alive the thought of a goose-sized wasp is horrific.

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You don’t think you could take a 1 goose that’s the size of a wasp?!

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Ego Confession: While visiting Denver this past weekend the wife and I went to a Rockies game, we wander into our seats and sit down and begin enjoying the warm ups, the atmosphere, and so on and so forth. Another young couple comes and sits across the aisle from us, I did the typical glance, as they were passing close, and quickly did a double take, “Holy shit!” I say to my wife, “that’s _____, I played baseball with him for years in high school in MT.” So, I get his attention (haven’t seen him in 12 years since he graduated) and say hey, ask how he’s doing, and at first he looks confused, then looks me up and down and goes, “Holy shit, man, you got jacked! What the hell do you do?!” That was definitely an ego feeder, and the confession is I probably enjoyed it entirely too much and let it go straight to my head haha

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It’d be hard as shit to see, would probably creep up and peck out my eyes

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You must live every day in fear down under!

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@duketheslaya gotta watch out for drop bears. I here that they are reeking havoc on playgounds and kidnapping toddlers.

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Plot twist… i am a drop bear :joy:

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Only if i see a spider :frowning_with_open_mouth:

Confession…

I’m scared of earwigs

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Me too. Creepy looking fuckers can fuck right off

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Confession: I am resharing this from my training log because it’s awesome. I laid down on the floor today between sets of squats and I am pretty sure my sweat angel is a punisher skull with horns

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This is like a meathead Rorschach test!

I see a bull… or a vagina. I dont know.

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This is fine too.

I mean, homeboy could run through walls.

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What formed the elongated stain at the bottom of the pic?

Edit: Never mind.

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You tip your hand by writing “edit” but having no edit history, haha.

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