The Flame-Free Confession Thread

It was that serious?

No, I’m being dramatic, but I think it’s generally frowned upon to talk about it. Some stuff did happen that affected people’s personal lives, but as far as I’m concerned that’s on them.

What do you voodoo floss? I’ve only ever done my elbows.

I do shoulders occasionally.

My voodoo doll’s teeth.

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Somebody I used to work with actually made a standing desk in the office - he laid his PC tower on its side, stacked it up on another box we weren’t using, stuck a phone directory on the top, then propped the monitor up on another directory edge-on. that was high enough that he could put a keyboard on top of the phone book and work standing up. same guy was “a vegan except for steak” oddly enough

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Do you ever give your voodoo doll a massage? It seriously helps. Instant relief.

This is a thing?

In that case, I’m a vegan except for meat.

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I’m right there with you these days. Bring on the APT.

I did it too hard one time and my mailman exploded.

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you’d think you could get a great diet like that. some nice fresh vegetables and a huge steak. but he did all kinds of weird fad stuff instead. spent a week in Barcelona living on baked beans and falafels.

You really do. My wife is vegetarian, does most of the cooking and I can’t eat wheat or dairy. So veggies + steak is the basis of my diet. I have to go out of my way to cheat or not eat ‘clean’

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i laugh whenever someone speaks of death. I had to hold my laugh when my dad told me my uncle died by falling off a staircase drunk.

I remember laughing in my friends face when he told me his grandma died. We were like 11.

Idk why i do it tbh

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You’re more than likely insensitive or indifferent.

If you were somehow telepathic and empathically capable of feeling what others feel, particularly more emotional people, or people who feel stuff deeply, you’d probably understand why death isn’t something others laugh at. Or even if you tried to be sympathetic or empathetic by like normal human standards. Comes down to how much you’re willing to comfort others. Regardless of how much you do or don’t care.

Or you’re young. Either way.

I’m not sure what it is with folks my age and wanting to be so sociopathic these days. It’s okay to care.

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Personality disorder? Or you’re just young and a bit of an ass. “Oh, I don’t care about anything, I have shitty interpersonal communication skills, and I haven’t even lived long enough to develope myself…Yupp must be a personality disorder”.

Don’t get me wrong I’m only 23, but the shit isn’t rocket science.

If I had a dollar…

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Yeah. My wife is currently stuck with an employee like this. She’s intentionally stupid, boorish, and attention seeking. But she sulks like 6 year old when called on her dumb shit.

And on her way to being fired.

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Yes, let’s talk about logical fallacies, while dishing out one of the most PERFECT examples of ad hominems.

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You sure you have enough Testosterona for all that?

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Why even bother cybertron?