The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Have you been waiting 20 years and nearly 9000 posts into a confession thread to get this one off your chest?

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It is amazing the amount of “I Need Help Gaining Weight” threads there are.

EAT MORE, EAT OFTEN.

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No shit! How many times can they aak the same question?

But dudes, I already eat a ton!

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But I don’t eat at this time, or I don’t eat that!

You are all a massive bunch of dickholes.

I challenge, nay, dare you to dislike that tune.

You can’t do it, can you? It’s a great tune. The whole time you were listening to it your foot was tapping and your head was bopping.

I know.

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This is what you should have been listening to in the 90s.

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:blush:

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I’m just upset at being lied to. There’s neither a Hootie nor a Blowfish in that video. It’s like the time I watched Troy and they kept calling Brad Pitt “Archilles”. Then who the fuck played Troy? Who???

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This afternoon, my wife and I have been watching a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (featuring the bleached-coiffed, over-accessorized Guy Fieri) marathon on the Food Network. The longer we watch, the madder my wife is getting over the fact that we don’t go out to eat ‘fun food’ very often.

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Maybe she’s noticed how many women are noticing you used to work out and wants to put an end to it? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Off work for the next 2 weeks and will be getting some winter sun with the family. Don’t go for 2 days and I am aready thinking about all the food I will eat. Looks like I will be embracing the bloat !!

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Some thoughts

  • it’s unreal how many forums there are with different beliefs on the human body, and yet most if not all are looking for some magic pill that will help fix their health but dont nobody dare say their diet is faulty/ plain shit.

  • related to the first one - If your car is constantly broken and you keep pumping in shitty oil, why blame the whole world for a faulty engine? It feels like that’s the western medicine’s mission. Take sedentary people who spend most of their day facing screens never going outside, let them eat trash, and pretend there’s a cure for it. No wonders “chronic” disease are exploding.

  • I’ve lost a bunch of motivation now that I’ve added 50 pounds over 6 years and I’m leaner than ever. I was so damn skinny to start with, now I’m not feeling like crushing myself for each additional pound that won’t make me look significantly more aesthetic. Training for strength is still exciting though.

  • my estradiol seems to never go above 10 pg/ml and I don’t know what’s the best way to get it up a bit. Kinda worried about bone health - every single joint cracks these days. Maybe that’s what causing some of the motivation issue

You will be disappointed. Try 3 years. Much better reaction.

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i think i can build 10 good pounds in 3 months

I believe you.

Good thing this is flame free, because I really want to say something here :disappointed_relieved:

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i wish the world was less sensitive. too many triggered folk these days

As an 18 year old, the only way you have existed up until this point is due to the sensitivity of others.

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i am not 18