The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Should have bought 2

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Chunky Monkey? Chubby Hubby? Phish Food? Half Baked? Dammit man, don’t leave us hanging like this!

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I don’t understand Ben and Jerries… I assume those people who pick it up when Haagen Dazs is an option have suffered a recent head injury.

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Cinnamon Buns!

Will I lose weight if my diet looks like this:
Breakfast: Two candy bars - Nutrageous Reeses Pieces and a zero cal Rockstar
Lunch: Breakfast burrito and chicken quesdilla
Dinner: Pint of ice cream

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When I wrestled I relied mainly on tuna and ice cream for sustenance. I wish we had Ben and Jerry’s back then.

probably wasn’t the best approach.

Confession: There was a meat and cheese tray at work in one of the conference rooms yesterday, yesterday also happened to be my first day back with some solid deadlifting, one thing leads to another…all the turkey and all the pepper jack cheese were gone by the end of the day (end of my day ~12:30p), but I still acted ‘surprised’ when someone mentioned there was a meat and cheese tray in the conference room and I should go get some haha

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I trained my cat to jump up and head bump my hand when I say, “High five!”

I’m a fucking rock star!

Meh he started doing it himself. I add in the “high five” to make it seem like he’s responding to commands.

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Of all the things cats do, that’s my favorite. My favorite cat as an adult was a big absolute bad ass male grey tabby and that was his go to greeting.

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Hi Yeah Ill have 12 big macs and a Large Frie, oh, also a diet coke, gotta get that beach bod.

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I just ate 20 lamingtons and 10 timtams. No regrets

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Are those parts of a kangaroo?

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if it fits your macros

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I was away from computers for 24 hours yesterday and upon my return it seems t-nation has returned to full 2007 swing with the topics on isolations vs compounds, 1000 calorie meals, powerlifting not being a test of strength, the effects of 1 night of missed sleep, etc etc.

I think I am genuinely happy about this.

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Brokeback propaganda, HAHAHAHAHAH!

Well I can tell that im leaning up ( yippy)… had my work shirt sleeves rolled up first thing this morning. Buddy at work who is all about getting jacked looked at my forearms and told me he fucking hated me because of all the Vascularity going on. yeah , I had a shit grinning look on my face…lol

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Certainly beats “im a beginner starting 5/3/1 so here is my routine that I completely changed so its not 5/3/1 but im calling it 5/3/1 what do you think of it?”

or “what is my exact bodyfat % from this one dipped light top half flex photo”

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I don’t get why everybody says “easy lift xy” “just some easy xys” when putting up a video of a near grinder or a rep that I would question if a second or a 2 kg increase in weight would have been possible.
I confess that it bothers me because I seem to see it under just about every lifting video.

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As we do every couple of months or so, my wife and I got a couple’s massage this afternoon. (Very woo woo music, BTW.) At one point my masseuse put too much pressure on my shoulder, and I winced. “Little tender there,” I said. “Oh, is that from back in your weightlifting days?”, she asked.

:disappointed:

Yeah, lady. It’s from back in my weightlifting days.

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Confession: i generally don’t like hard massages, but I will almost never tell a masseuse that the pressure is too hard.

I’ll beyond there in agony, wincing and they will say “how’s that?”

Me, through gritted teeth, “feels… great… thanks”

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