Can you please put a warning before your trigger posts.
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You killed her 
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Reading that made coffee come out of my nose. The mental image of a 145lb girl squashed under you is like a WB cartoon. Lmao
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Gravity, it always wins.
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Luckily I partially came too before overly turning her small frame into dust.
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First time I read that I didn’t see the word ‘too’ and it was fucking hilarious
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I need a comparison shot of you next to a horse or something. like damn gurl you thicc
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The thiccest.
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Pale Rider is a great movie!
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I buy this brand of spinach purely because of the picture
Popeye is still my hero.
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In awe at the size of this lad.
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an absolute unit.
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- I internally roll my eyes when I see men posing in the gym. Even more so when they pull their pants down.
- I will judge you if you’re ego lifting.
- I tend to psych myself out on a lot of lifts (bench, mainly).
Lol - I do this too, of course most of the time it’s wannabes or weekend warriors hitting bodybuilding poses with delusions that they’d place anywhere other than dead last in an actual contest.
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You should externally roll them. When they catch your eyes in their direction, it confirms that they should continue. It’s an endless feedback loop of your disgust and their increased self-esteem.
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We all have a cheeky wee flex in the mirror every now and then.
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I’m doing it now, as I respond.
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I want to be able to use the words cheeky and wee, but being an American, it’s verboten. (Is verboten forbidden?)
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you guys don’t ever use “cheeky”?
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