The Flame-Free Confession Thread

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8318

I don’t even think about individual dishes anymore. Eating is about efficiency. There’s an automic calculator in my head when choosing food that maximise calories while minimizing satiation. It often leads to minimalist food choices.

A shake= how much high calorie shit can I throw in there while making sure the output doesn’t make me throw up. Blueberries and shit to make it taste good? Fuck it.

Instant ramen is good. There’s soup so it goes down easier. How many eggs and how much beef can I throw into the pot?

Potatoes need to be mashed so they’re platable and I can eat a shitload of them in one sitting or I won’t touch them.

I go to a buffet: No seafood, no chicken… calories too low. Chicken’s too hard to chew and swallow. Oysters? Fuck off. Sushi? Rabbit food. Fuck off. Pastries have high calories but how much can I stomach as opposed to pasta and loading it up with beef and sauce?

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8319

If you need calories then why are you eating potatoes??? That’s one of my favorites when I’m keeping calories in check. Three potatoes is like 330 calories.

You could eat 1.5 cups (dry measurement) of oatmeal and it’s 450 calories. You can also blend oatmeal into a powder. I have a Magic Bullet and I use the flat blade. Blend the oatmeal first, add milk/water, protein powder, and you have a lot of bang for your buck in terms of calories and the space it takes up in your stomach.

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8320

Haven’t been food shopping yet this week, scraping the barrel a bit! Also it’s just variety, I tend to eat 6 times a day so I like to vary the carb source.

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8322

Can’t you just be the cool aloof nihilist in the group. Every bunch of hipsters has one. When they argue about the issue de jur you can just say “none of it matters in the end anyway.” Viola. They leave you alone.

Also how was the racial sensitivity training all the Starbucks closed down for?

8323

They’re just trying to make their milquetoast existence seem important and edgy without having to do heroin.

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8324

Mate nobody does heroin anymore and it sickens me! It’s all prescription painkillers and downers.

Somewhere down the line, society has lost its way.

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8325

What do I know? I haven’t been cool since Nirvana was popular. And even then it was questionable.

8326

think of it like this: when the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were on the smack, they released Blood Sugar Sex Magic.

When they got clean, they released Californication…

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8327

Jimmy Page was a GOD. The only guitarist I literally worshipped. Then he got clean… And did the soundtracks for Death Wish 2 and 3.

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8328

Always with the Death Wish 3!

Does Nuno Bettencourt know you’re cheating on him?

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8329

I just wanted to be as technically proficent as Nuno. And be able to jam like him. Page and Gilmore were my real idols.

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8330

The first guitarist I ever had a true boner for was Kirk Hammett…

Oh, the shame.

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8331

It’s going the opposite way in my part of the world. People can’t afford the prescription pain killers so they’re turning to heroine.

8332

The dude has beautiful hair.

8333

What? Kirk Hammett??? Come on! The only good guitar playing I’ve ever heard from him was on 4 Horsemen! He’s the very definition of a wanker.

Ok his playing on Unforgiven wasn’t bad either.

8334

maybe we’ll get some good music now!

8335

Meh. Doesn’t make a difference. These days people get high and the songs they come up with are all about whining and not getting enough hugs.

“The world is a vampire! Boohoo! waaaaa!”

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8336

if we’re judging guitarists by their hair then no one’ll ever out-hair Slash.

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8337

The dude pretty much taught me how to play guitar. I bought the tablature book (remember those?) for Reload when I was like 13 and learnt all about pentatonic scales and shit from that.

All the solos on Reload were super easy to play and I loved that.

8338

Zack Wylde though…