[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
[quote]IFlashBack wrote:
Can someone tell me if cookies and brownies in moderation harm your body? [/quote]
They are the secret to anabolism but the right proportion of ice cream is needed as well [/quote]
Homemade Oreo Blizzards, confirmed PED.
[quote]Bauber wrote:
Well even if I go tranny, at least I know I will still have fans.[/quote]
Bauber, you should totally dress up like a girl for Halloween or something. I seriously lol’d thinking about you clean-shaven with a blonde wig and in a dress. That would be hilarious.
Also, what is the meaning of this “locker room banter?” Can someone provide an example or is this just a nationally recognized phrase?
Well Rip did say that milk is better than PED’s for a beginner, and ice cream does contain 'dat 'dere.
[quote]Quasi-Tech wrote:
Well Rip did say that milk is better than PED’s for a beginner, and ice cream does contain 'dat 'dere.[/quote]
So that is what has been making me so big… milk. The possibilities…
Indeed, now make it a milk shake… mind = blown.
And all the boys will come to the yard.
I can hang clean more than I can front squat.
I can chin up alot more than I can back squat.
I’ve been trying to gain muscle for years, but I’ve failed miserably.
I’ve spent thousands on supplements trying to figure out why I haven’t gain muscle like I should.
Musclemorse, dude, what is going on in your avatar? Why do you have to be showing that kind of stuff, I’m trying to remain sane in my celibacy. Be right back, going to run around the building a few times.
Since we’re on the topic of milkshakes - favorite “home-made” milkshake:
Creamcicle: Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Shertbert, Vanilla Flavoring, and Milk. Mix to your preferred texture.
My father’s milkshake recipe: 4 eggs, 2 bananas, Neopolitan Ice Cream, Milk, Vanilla Flavoring. Throw in Blender and Mix.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
And all the boys will come to the yard.[/quote]
For your milkshake?
[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
And all the boys will come to the yard.[/quote]
For your milkshake? [/quote]
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
And all the boys will come to the yard.[/quote]
For your milkshake? [/quote]
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Wow. Perfect
[quote]Musclemorse wrote:
I can hang clean more than I can front squat.
I can chin up alot more than I can back squat.
I’ve been trying to gain muscle for years, but I’ve failed miserably.
I’ve spent thousands on supplements trying to figure out why I haven’t gain muscle like I should.[/quote]
Because you can chin up more than you squat. Now you know why. I just saved you thousands of dollars. You are welcome.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Musclemorse wrote:
I can hang clean more than I can front squat.
I can chin up alot more than I can back squat.
I’ve been trying to gain muscle for years, but I’ve failed miserably.
I’ve spent thousands on supplements trying to figure out why I haven’t gain muscle like I should.[/quote]
Because you can chin up more than you squat. Now you know why. I just saved you thousands of dollars. You are welcome.[/quote]
Serious question: how does that even work? I’m trying to imagine how/why one would chin more than they squat and the only thing that I could come up with is that the person is either injured or has no legs.
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Musclemorse wrote:
I can hang clean more than I can front squat.
I can chin up alot more than I can back squat.
I’ve been trying to gain muscle for years, but I’ve failed miserably.
I’ve spent thousands on supplements trying to figure out why I haven’t gain muscle like I should.[/quote]
Because you can chin up more than you squat. Now you know why. I just saved you thousands of dollars. You are welcome.[/quote]
Serious question: how does that even work? I’m trying to imagine how/why one would chin more than they squat and the only thing that I could come up with is that the person is either injured or has no legs.
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Maybe he’s an orangutan that learned how to use the Internet.
Wow, crazy as that may seem, it’s one of like three plausible causes for the scenario.
I’m just going to assume that he can like, do 1 chinup, but can’t squat his bodyweight because he’s horribly out of shape. Then he counts his bodyweight as the weight he chinned(which is technically correct), boom, chin > squat.
[quote]red04 wrote:
I’m just going to assume that he can like, do 1 chinup, but can’t squat his bodyweight because he’s horribly out of shape. Then he counts his bodyweight as the weight he chinned(which is technically correct), boom, chin > squat.[/quote]
That still doesn’t make any sense.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]red04 wrote:
I’m just going to assume that he can like, do 1 chinup, but can’t squat his bodyweight because he’s horribly out of shape. Then he counts his bodyweight as the weight he chinned(which is technically correct), boom, chin > squat.[/quote]
That still doesn’t make any sense.[/quote]
I’m sure there are skinnyfat brahs out there that can struggle through a chin but don’t have the hip/ankle mobility to squat anything but air. Maybe we found that special one of them that is actually honest with themselves and doesn’t call the 4 inch range of motion their squat actually goes through a squat?
Or it’s an orangutan. I’m honestly on the fence here…
So much for flame free huh guis
[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
So much for flame free huh guis[/quote]
You said guis. That means I’m not in trouble…
