The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Today, I had some speed squats lined up. I couldn’t be fucked throwing knee sleeves on. I don’t think I have squatted without sleeves since my glorious comeback.

Holy fuck!!! It was all over the shop!! Haha

That was mostly a joke… Theres a meme going around online that only really smart people can appreciate Rick and Morty. I guess I got too meta for my own good.

Global obesity levels say otherwise.

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As a fat bastard, I will clarify: eating nothing is easier than eating well.

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Confession: Live Streaming March Madness games while “working” today…I love my job

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C’mon bro, you know @flipcollar frequents this thread

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Food choices most certainly matter! I wouldn’t look the way I do without all the ice cream, pop tarts, sodas and milk I consume. Imagine how shitty I’d look if all I ate was chicken and broccoli!

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Agreed. I was pouring a copious amount of Hershey’s chocolate syrup on my chocolate ice cream one night and then it dawned on me that I really like chocolate and not ice cream. So now I eat a large jar Nutella every night instead.

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I fucking hate you assholes

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Wow what a confession …

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Aren’t you one of the guys with a super fast metabolism too?

Btw I’m joking. I only manage to finish about 3/4 of the jar of nutella.

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na I am, but my stomach’s fucked so I have to eat healthy stuff or else I’ll be in pain

I’m doing the same. My 3 hrs of free video of games on Tru, TNT, and TBS just ran out so I called IT. I asked that they allow me to access my Direct TV so I can lot in but they can’t do it. I’ll have to submit a request for someone to allow me to access that site which goes around (or through?) our firewall. If it won’t be done until next week then it’s useless to me! Apparently they’re worried about people watching TV at work. I think everyone can agree that this is basically a holiday and the restrictions should be lifted.

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Haha that’s all you want as a guy managing the company network (and perhaps the bill) - a thousand employees suddenly streaming digital content all at once.

I understood about 4% of that, and that’s being generous. I must be getting old :cold_sweat:

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Nutella is overrated.

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Agreed, peanut butter is so much better.

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Both of you are nuts.

Peanut butter is overrated, salted peanuts are so much better

Salted peanuts are overrated, boston baked beans are so much better