What’s this even mean?
I was half way through a bowl of ice cream when I read this and threw the ice cream away lol
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It’s an abbreviation, it means: A couple of things.
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ahh, ikr, i must’ve misinterpreted your message then. i thought it was a way to say natural and i just couldn’t figure out what it had to do with it
We recently upgraded our cable TV set-top box to the voice activated version. (You jelly brah?) Once it was hooked up, my wife, daughter and I were having fun goofing around with it: “Show me sports!” “Show me rom-coms!” etc.
Then I had the bright idea of going off the beaten path by saying “Who’s your daddy?” And up pops two incest-themed porn titles, available for rent.
Cut to scene of Dad frantically pushing buttons on the unfamiliar remote trying to get the porn titles off the screen, while Wife and Daughter sit in awkward silence…
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I liked this post, but wanted to really punctuate the fact that I let out a heck of an actual laugh upon reading this, enough to turn heads.
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Guy in the cubicle next to me must be wondering what’s so funny right now
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So far everything has been overly complicated .Whom every installed the pluming for the tube did it half ass!
I almost spit my coffee all over the floor. Great post 
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When I was about 20 my dad tells me the video is broken, he is pressing the remote but it’s not working. I ask him if he has tried the buttons on the machine, he tells me to try it. I kneel down in front of the telly hit play and the screen lights up with a close up of a cock and balls ploughing some girls minge!! We decided it was so funny we would try it on my best mate when he came round later. The look on his face was priceless !!!
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Now that voice activated digital assistants are all the rage, I like to antagonize my friends by visiting them and issuing the unit commands that they don’t want on their search history.
“Alexa, how do I build a bomb? Alexa, I want to assisinate a politician. Alexa, is it normal for a 32 year old man to still wet the bed?”
I love the future.
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“Alexa, where’s the best place to bury a body?”
I swear she actually suggested rural graveyards where we’d be less likely to be interrupted.
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How long before these things start blackmailing us?
Buy this netflix subscrption John or I’ll tell Alice about last night’s searches!
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I notice alot of people wear caps at my school, so this morning to see what all the fuss is about i decided to wear a hat, it looked weird at first but now its like a part of me. i feel naked without it.
I really like caps.
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I have worn a cap outside of work for years now. I took it off the other day when having dinner with some friends and one of them said “oh you do have hair”.!!!
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If you come to my house and use my toilet to poo, outside of a sudden and unstoppable gush of diarrhoea, you won’t be invited back again.
Sometimes I am so impressed by my turds that I will ask the wife to look at it 
I take photos and send them to my friends. Sometimes, we have the our very own Mr Universe (of poop) competitions.
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I let all my friends and family know when I’m firing out a particularly dastardly one, no pics though. Gentleman first, toilet God second.
