The Flame-Free Confession Thread

:joy: holy crap I nearly launched soup all over the keyboard seeing this.

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wooo I found the thread! I enjoyed it immensely

This is how I found it as well.

@T3hPwnisher seems to have drawn the ire of a few fine folks over at reddit, many of whom seem dedicated to exposing him as a FAKE NATTY. Hilarity ensues.

Besides just the flaming from people who absolutely, positively cannot let go of the idea that he MUST be a FAKE NATTY who’s on the JOOSE, there are gems like this:

“Brother he could be natural, but it’s unprecedented, as far as I know, if he is. At 5’9” and what I’d call 10% BF, he should be around 180 lbs and carrying 162 or so lbs of lean mass, given his height, at max. If he’s at 10% at 195 lbs, about 175 lbs of that is lean, so, he’s over 10 lbs heavier than he should be."

Punisher, did you know that you have an unprecedented physique?

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I mean, I always felt like it was that way, but for all the wrong reasons.

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Every time a sentence starts with ‘Brother’ the whole thing has to be read in Hulks voice. In this case, it makes it that much better.

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Never realised @T3hPwnisher is mythicalstrength from weight room. Love your blog btw

Hey thanks man. Appreciate having you as a reader.

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Done something similar to that before. Did yard work with a weight vest on last summer for shits and giggles a few times. Started to regret it when I was mowing up a hill.

I found it, tried to navigate it, got angry, gave up. Got the spirit of it though haha

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I read @Despade 's posts in Brock Samson’s voice. Man that was a great show.

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Just google jawzrsize. @T3hPwnisher all your problems are solved

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You, sir, deserve an internet fist bump haha love it.

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I wouldnt call it silly myself… But I would say its in a completely cluster fuck state myself.

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I may try to lift again tomorrow.

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To be fair, most people lift at places where you don’t see people lifting anything close to ok numbers. The kind of deadlifting that T3hPwnisher does looks monstrous when the only people you see deadlifting over 4 plates are big fat dudes and you never see big bodybuilders.

Truth. I have never seen anyone squat 180+ in real life.

Some guy at my current gym sometimes puts that on a bar on his back but then he squats with the same kind of ROM I’d do for a calf raise.

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I recently binge watched the first series of Man vs Food when the food cravings got too much (currently cutting).

Watching the challenges helped abate those cravings.

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@T3hPwnisher http://mythicalstrength.blogspot.com.au/
just found your blog from this thread. i loved this post man!

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I just wanted everyone to know that @T3hPwnisher’s blog predates my joining T-nation by several years and that my screen name, The Myth, is a play on my initials and, an homage to Joseph Campbell.

I was completely unaware of his blog when I picked my screen name and anything we have in common is serendipitous as best.

Trust me, no one would mistake me for him IRL, and vice versa.

I feel mo betta now.

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that would be on account of your thick, manly, TRT jawline

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