My brother used to go out into his yard in his underwear with clippers, hang two mirrors off the clothes line and shave his head.
For Christmas, I got him one of thise handheld dome self shaver deals and told him if he does what he used to do, I’m going to get his wife to film him and put it on YouTube.
So now, he goes out into his yard in his underwear with the self shaver and shaves his head… sigh
I had two reminders today that my life has drastically changed (aka I’m old).
I was running around town with a shitty diaper in the passenger seat.
I’m watching the college football national championship game alone. This used to be an event with tons of food and drink…like the Super Bowl or New Year’s Eve. For the record I also celebrate those events at home as well.
Lol old and sad !!!
Have to admit, this one is escaping me… is it your diaper? If not, you’re not old.
It belonged to my 18 month old son. It was a busy morning and I had to change him in the back of our Tahoe between stops. I refuse to be one of those degenerates who throws their dirty diapers on the ground in the parking lot so I took it with me. I was afraid I’d forget about it if I left it in the back of the car.
Driving around with a dirty diaper riding shotgun (and not being bothered by it) is definitely a sign that you’ve left the fun and exciting days of your youth LOL!
To be honest, I have more fun with my son than I ever did back then but maybe that’s because I had a boring youth or my memory has abandoned me in my old age haha
I love my kids but life is a lot different now than it was 10 years ago. I CHOOSE to stay home because going out or even to someone else’s house isn’t worth the headache. It’s just easier to stay home on our turf with our stuff.
I still enjoy being social but it doesn’t happen often.
Thank you, Atlanta, for the worst halftime show ever. I’d take Janet’s tit any day over this crap.
Now there’s a confession worthy of the thread title 
It’s not that difficult, or at least I don’t find it to be. Who knows, maybe everyone is laughing behind my back at it. No shits given.
I cut my hair through college and a while after, if you have access to one of those mirror/cabinets with the sides that fold inwards, you can use the two angled mirrors to see all angles of your head. The backwards/left-handed parts take practice though. There were some awkward-wear-a-hat for a while results, but I got damn good after a bit. I need to buy some mirrors and a clipper again, 90% of the time I get home and feel like I could have done better, or at least it feels better having to touch up something you did rather than paid for.
Professional mullet man is dead inside.
I cut my own hair too… but in my case that just means dragging a clipper over my head until it’s all gone. #JustBaldyThings
I’m so lazy some days that I’ll just sit hungry because I can’t be bothered making food. Today is one of those days; it’s 7pm and all I’ve eaten is a four egg omelette, 6 slices of ham and a small yoghurt.
This is my life but I wouldn’t change it
I get the wife to cut mine, that way I get to hang my elbows out on purpose and have sex with my hairdresser!!
Just watched the lego batman movie with my daughter and her friend who is sleeping over. I laughed a lot !!!
It’s a mighty coincidence that being tall apparently has no correlation to lifting heavier weights but all the world’s strongest people are extremely tall.
They are also fken heavy and as they say ‘weight moves weight’ !!
