Lets see if we can piece together what happened .
Did your ass hurt for a week afterwards?
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No anal pain so that rules out being bummed or probed.
Unless they used ample lube and was gentle.
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The only R Kelly song I’ve heard is that one where he believes he can fly. I didn’t know the Southpark parody of him was so accurate.
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Tonight i bought 100 chicken nuggets from maccas to quench my sorrows. I thought i could eat 100 but apparently not. Only managed thirty before i got sick of the taste.
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30 nuggets? You ate 30g of “chicken product” and 500g of breading lol.
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Amateur! 
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This is easily my most hated thing in the fucking universe.
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Oh my god do not get me started on fucking supposedly “hardcore” motivational slogans.
Shit like this:
Just enrages me.
All you’re doing is exercising, you pretentious prick.
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I may have been that guy back in my early 20’s…
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It takes a lot of courage to admit that, man.
probably one of the top 10 most flameworthy things said in 5573 posts in this thread.
I wasn’t broadcasting it by peacocking around or anything, but I definitely had that sense of superiority because I was one of the only ones “really” training. Generally speaking I just went in and did my workout, and was willing to help anyone who wanted it and am friendly in person, but inside I was thinking “if these people just knew what I knew and did what I did they would be so much better off!”
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Bears are significantly stronger than what a human can achieve. When you can outrun a bear that weighs 5 times your weight or climb a tree like them, maybe you can last 15 seconds. My guess is you get winded climbing flights of stairs.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with how someone motivates himself internally as long as it doesn’t manifest itself in behavior. In fact, I think anything goes as long as the objective is met, and one should not be embarrassed at his thoughts.
Confession: I hate running. When I do run, which is a couple of times a year, I listen to the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack and imagine I’m Daniel Day Lewis running up the mountain and I’m going to get to slice someone’s head off at the end of it because halfway I begin to getting fucking pissed off at having to run.
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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a thousand times more, PSA to a majority of the young guys and gals at my gym who wear bottoms 10 sizes too small: LET YOUR JUNK BREATHE. Please.
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No it doesn’t. I bet you enjoy every second of it.
Busted.
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There are a few TV shows my toddler son watches that I look forward to each week.
Also, my toddler son watches TV and I enjoy telling Holier Than Thou parents that he does. As my son is both very active and chatty, I attribute this to TV (note: I don’t believe this is actually the case) just to watch their heads spin.
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Sometimes, just sometimes, I forego my gym playlist and listen to Vance Joy instead