The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I’m eating ice cream and watching a Victoria’s Secret thing on TV…

Sensory overload lol

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Okay. I’m officially on the creatine bandwagon for anyone who doesn’t eat red meat/small ammounts of it. Good job science, you’re Allright.

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Sometimes I just can’t be farked to eat good food so fill up with shite. I then like to balance the bad food with a protein shake just to cancel out the badness !!! You

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everything in moderation, including moderation :wink:

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You ever watch any of Daniel McKim’s videos? haha his “Big Guys Doing Stuff” videos are gold.

I still don’t know what smh means.

Is it ‘so much hate’? ‘Shaking my head’? I currently translate using those two interchangably depending on context.

Also bae, is that just a lazy way of writing babe?

its “shaking my head”. For extra fuckery that you just cant even deal with refer to “smdh” which is “shaking my damn head”.

Bae has to be the most laziest way of saying babe. It also stands for “Before anyone else”. if youre calling someone babe in the first place, I think people can infer you value them before anyone else.

If my husband ever starts calling me “Bae”, he will get punched in his ever loving “Fae”.

if you reference “smh” to my demographic age range, they will infer that you mean “shaking my head”.

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I thought it was “so much hate” too

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Thanks, good info.

Im only 26 though ha, surely we cant be that far apart in demographics?

Ehh not really. 4 years older than me. But the 18-20 year olds are a bit under the maturity curve in terms of sense of humor and what not.

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26? Fuck I’m old!

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Speaking of generational misunderstandings of common text abbreviations: I don’t know if this really happened, but if it did, it’s a classic:

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I saw a similar one, but instead of ‘lol’ they used the crying with laughter emoji :joy: thinking it was actual crying.

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Haha that’s awesome!

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26 and 4 years younger the pair of em… time for me to draw my pension !!

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For ages i have thought smh means suck my hole… :rage: lol

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Duke omg :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: are you serious? Lol

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Yeah haha… i was so confused as to why everyone posted smh. I thought it was used in the context of “f off” or something though.

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I still maintain that it’s ‘suck me, hoe.’
But i may be wrong…

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lol, “suck my hole” is such a horrendous phrase

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