The Flame-Free Confession Thread

No one has tried to fuck with me since I took the decision to avoid going out and getting off my tits in ale every Friday and Saturday night. Purely coincidental I’m sure.

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Forgot I was lactose intolerant and had 6 pints of milk. The next day I had 8 poos each scaling up in size and blood volume as the day went on.

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Bwahahahaha

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yeah, I think it’s hilarious how much time people dedicate to trying to prepare themselves for a fight that’ll never come.

People don’t fuck with me because I’m cool as fuck. I’ve never had to train for that; just got the genetics for it.

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I think I might start using steroids again.

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Awesome. Cycle?

nothing too scary. Maybe like 750mg test, or 500 test/500 EQ. Perhaps a little var if I’m feeling flush. No really heavy compounds and probably not much in the way of aromatisables.

Been ages since I used anything and I’d quite like to take advantage of how lean I plan to be by the end of the year (improved insulin sensitivity and the like) to stay lean but add some muscle. Steroids would be a fairly easy way to make that happen but I dunno.

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Can you run a log with the results? All the guys are teasing you about no pix in the transformation threads. Might be informative.

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Took new girlfriend to see Theory of a Dead Man concert.

Bought her a Bad Bad Girlfriend T-shirt.

Seemed appropriate.

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Great workout song.

Lol Yes!

Wait… What’s considered a workout?

Non sports cardio?

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I was thinking Pilates, or Zumba.

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toby

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Gotta Love Dave Tate

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I tried watching The Human Centipede on Netflix today.
I tapped

zero bullshit
I apologize in advance if I go full ASS Hole mode.

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That was funny as shit. “Method Muppets” exist in everything, not just lifting!

My favorite philosophy quote: “Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain.” -Friedrich Schiller

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That was pretty funny. I too have considered that plenty of these “online coaches” (who have never done anything themselves) don’t really have any clients and that it’s a big “fake it till you make it” scam in most cases.

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aye if I do it then I’ll log it. Seeing as I’m cutting now, the only way I’d be competitive in the t-ransformation would be to get bigger, and the only way I’d be able to do so in such a way that’d make for a decent before/after would be with steroids.

I dunno. I’ve not made my mind up about it yet.

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Go on yogi, I will live through you, as my wife is adamant I’m not to use steroids so it could be a good thing to put my argument for use to her

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