Similarly, FF, in the back of my mind is that I am going to tear a hammy (or quad or calf) everytime I walk up/down the 2 steps that lead to the house haha Being old sucks 
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OK so I was whining that no-one else in my gym bothers to lift heavy like a strong. At last the one other guy who does showed up and immediately reminded me why I hate him.
- he camps in the cage.
- he breaks off from pressing to do comically tiny curls.
- he spends ages just dicking around, hanging out.
- he walks round the gym looking for a spotter. I won’t spot him because he’s a cunt.
- he finally rounds up spotter and weights
- he does some weird, pawing the ground stuff?
- he literally kneels by the cage and prays for divine gainz
- prayers done, he sits back on the bench and meditates
- done meditatin’, he…texts someone?
- spotter is seriously pissed off with wasted time hanging around
- more texting
- ok here we go. heavy breathing. grunts. drama.
13)…
…this was actually pretty impressive. he benched 140kg for reps, although spotter had some work to do.
- more curls.
and I am like: you what I’ve been hanging around here waiting while you pray for bigger lifts?
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I mean even if you’re giving milk from all the trestolone it’s still you who’s lifting. Not God.
Just go up to him and kick him in the kidneys.
Problem Solved 
When I won my first pro card, both of my brothers were in attendance and seated right near the microphone of the camera recording the show. Between the two of them, they were captains of every varsity sport in high school while I did less athletic pursuits.
In watching the video, when I’m announced as the overall winner and recipient of pro status, you can clearly hear both of my brothers hysterically exclaiming “Stu’s a professional athlete!”
S
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I’m kind of surprised by that. I figured you must have had an extensive athletic background.
I played one 7 inning game Saturday and I’m still sore from sprinting and swinging. I played left center field and the field was an independent pro baseball field. It’s all turf, 335’ down the line and 400’ to center. Lots of short sprints for me. I was, however, one of two people to hit it out of the park. Still got it 
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I just bought 3kg of the wrong type of protein powder.
Wonderful
There should be a bro charity which you can donate protein powder to those in need.
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Ha please everyone knows protein is the most precious resource known to bros
There is a wrong type of protein … fk !
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It’s the type that steals gainz
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Little late on the draw to the people say the weirdest shit at work about what you eat, but put a bulk bag of Mutant Mass on your desk and watch the conversations happen. Every day I would get asked something about it.
"Is that protein powder?
“Yeah, but it also has a ton of carbs too and tastes great.”
“How much of that do you eat a day?”
“About 1200 calories’ worth.”
“What’s that for?”
“So I don’t live my life a weak ass, punk ass, bitch like you.”
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I gotta ask; why was it on your desk at work? I always figured people were doing that just to get attention.
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Yeah people say the same thing to me when I leave my Freak Juice on my desk.
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Keeping tissues handy might help.
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So up until hurricane Harvey hit and flooded my office, my workplace had a gym and that was the one that I’d use. I worked out first thing in the morning so I’d go from my workout to the commissary and buy oats and milk and then eat breakfast (oats, mutant mass, and milk) at my desk while getting my day started. Since I buy the big bags, it doesn’t really fit anywhere easy to store it so I just keep it on my desk in the corner.
When I was in my 20’s, I used to think all those old men playing softball were soft. Being much closer to 40 now, I understand why softball.
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Ah. For me, I’d always bring a serving of the powder in a tupperwear container or ziplock bag, mainly to avoid all the stupid comments, haha.
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You never got any stupid comments about your ziplock bags full of powder?
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