The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I wear short tights that happen to be in overly bright colors at times(neon yellow, etc) when I train and I think it’s god damn awesome. Granted, I do it in a school enviroment where most people are of similar ages to me. I’m pretty sure this has helped my chances with the ladies.

A) who doesn’t want to talk to the guy in bright neon tights?

B) it’s an instant conversation starter plus, my ass is usually nicer than theirs

C) it’s kinda like peacocking and I’ve been told it makes it seems as if I’m oozing with confidence.