I don’t wanna talk about it. This movie actually made me angry. The last time I got angry watching a movie was during the China remake of John Woo’s A Better Tomorrow.
But this… how in the fuck do you fuck up a franchise of dumb movies made for dumb people like me who just want to see big robots dismember each other and lots of things going “BOOM!”?
That might just be the scariest thing I’ve ever read.
True. All my bad gym experiences have been crossfitters though. They either try to convert me to veganism or do something like i mentioned earlier
I think you’ve been very lucky in your bad gym experiences.
Anal puma
Anal galaxy
From some of the stories I’ve read indeed!
Anal Falcon
Anal Bronco
And of course.:. The Anal Ranger
Anal Interceptor
If you include Ford’s other divisions…
Anal Navigator
Anal Marauder
No need to use the word “anal” when referencing a GM as everyone knows they make shit.
Disclaimer: I now own a Ford after driving GM for 15 years.
Instead of LT or TX or what ever those little letters mean, I refer to mine as the TF.
Like the Aveo TF. Probably no need to elaborate on what TF stands for.
I blame myself for all the anal talk
You’ve just earned yourself a new nickname, Anal Bulldog!
Well… you did bring it up 
And 2busy threw gas on the fire!
As someone who’s username says a lot about what I like, I don’t think I can agree anymore with you.
The ONLY thing I liked about the Bumblebee movie was how they made Starscream very similar to how he looked in the comics, and old cartoons. That was literally it.
They shat on so much awesome details about Bumblebee, and then took a hard left and said fuck it about any of the other Transformers. To be honest they’d do much better if they started from scratch and just followed the original timelines and plots of the old comic books from Transformers. To be honest, Micheal Bay, should’ve made one full length movie solely dedicated to the Decepticons. While a few of them are assholes, some of them were once Autobots, and it would add so much depth and feel to the movie series.
If they started out by Introducing the Four Cyberplanet Keys, they could’ve had so many nice movies, sequels, and spinoffs that id actually like to watch.
That’s what the wife calls me
I wasn’t even asking for that much. All I wanted was big robots disembering each other and lots of things going “BOOM!”.
They turned Transformers into the fucking Goonies! Bumblebee was a DOG!!! The Decepticons invented the internet! John Cena’s character was mentally retarded!
They even made fun of Michael Bay’s love for blowing shit up. You don’t do that when you are incapable of creating a scene anywhere close to like this, you fucking hacks:
And I’m tired of those sexually repressed nerds shitting on Michael Bay. Bad Boys 2 was awesome. 13 Hours was a technical achievement. You want to see real shit, watch that Michael Bay cone, Peter Berg’s action flicks.
Well I was. I. Was.
Bumblebee was a shit transformer who deserved a crap movie.
But the audience didn’t!
Bad Boys was awesome too. The Rock was awesome. Armageddon was awesome.
I like plenty of Michael Bay movies, but Pearl Harbor and Pain & Gain were just the worst movies ever. That’s fine, it happens.
I just get annoyed when people go to an action flick and then judge it like it’s an Oscar nominee. Stop having unrealistic expectations for what you’re going to see. If you want to watch some cool shit go down and be thoroughly entertained, Michael Bay is (often) your man.
Also, lol at when Meghan Fox insulted his directing.