The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

dont be all negative…Im sure that there might be a Alien probe in your future.

That’s a rift in the space-time continuum caused by the fact that some dipshit just made a fucking Transformers movie that sucked multiple times harder than anything Michael Bay has ever made other than The Island. We’ll be seeing Cybertron in our orbit soon. Fuck Bumblebee.

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…I don’t think I’m doing it right.

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Just goes to show you Ford can even mess that up.

Your apostrophe placement infers this is a 69 foot tall anal escort.

Which means you’ve snuck into my home and read my movie script!

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I look forward to reading @dt79’s movie review.

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That will happen about the same time I hit a 200lb bench…:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Is it just me or are some crossfitters just rude as fuck? I was doing yoke and had a chalk bowl setup with my phone filming. A crossfitter then decides to take my chalk bowl with my phone in it to where they were training. There was a chalkbowl way closer they could have taken?

After that a few minutes later, another crossfitter then sets up a barbell in the middle of the area i was doing yoke. Wtf? Their’s plenty of space.

One can never know what goes on inside a crossfitters mind.

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It’s all down hill from there mark. Next it will be gray hairs on your balls !!

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Coming from somewhere where most of the spiders can kill you, I think you made the right decision !

This is a game that could catch on
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Anal Taurus doesn’t have the same ring. Sounds like a sexy dinosaur.

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If you bought a Taurus you took one in the ass.

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If I ever go on online dating, Anal Taurus will be my dating app name.

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“People” is the word you were looking for. Some people are rude as fuck.

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