The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

@flappinit just for the record on several occasions when I am being vague ,you have nailed what I was referencing.

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You’re too young to remember the hoards of clean eaters. They would roam the forums in droves disregarding advice on virtually everything based on their “clean eating”

Squats- “Nope! I’m a clean eater!”.

Facepulls “Those are for powerlifters. I’M a Clean Eater.”.

They were like zombies that subsisted on nothing but rice cakes and neuroticism.

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Name the time and place and I will fight you.

…fair

Chipotle is horrible. I love moes. Rice bowl with lime rice, double steak + ground beef for dem gainzzz

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Your “hack” is to steal it? LOL

Let’s make it during peak hours at your nearest Chipotle - then they could have some actual beef up in that place for the first time ever.

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I’ve never had or heard of Moe’s. Must be regional?

Works at Panda Express too.

‘What would you like for your entrees?’

‘String bean chicken and… uhhh’

‘Ok, what el’

‘String Bean Chicken!!’

I don’t think this is going to work out the way you think it’s going to work out.

That said, I would love to have seen this scene, the staff are probably looking at each other going “did she just steal coffee?”

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Found a hack for free jewelry!

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LOL! Yeah, I think the point has been well made. I’m sorry for inciting flame

Also, the guns are distinctly “not hack”. Hack implies impunity and a sort of acceptance :wink: Anyways, I’ll stop

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The true life hack is solipsism!

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There you go again. But its OK because I know you don’t truly exist.

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Which is to say “There I go again”

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Or should it be ‘There he went again’ !

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All queso sauce is terrible. Can anyone explain the appeal of watered down cheese?

You’d have to have Moe’s sauce first. Out of a jar, or from Chipotle - disgusting.

And fettuccini Alfredo is like watered down cheese too. And it’s incredible.

Was only in jest - no malice intended. Just to clarify. A lot of people piled on there, didn’t wanna make it too flamey in here but couldn’t resist, haha.

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I like QDoba’s queso. There’s no other chains in my state to compare to.

3 days later and the new dog ate my bag of sour patch kids (not the kids, just the bag). He’s helping me stay on track, guess I’ll have this delicious meal of frozen fruit instead for my post leg day carbs…