The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Stop it. These are not hacks. You will get caught eventually… try less or cheaper foods whilst at uni.

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Why not just… brew your coffee at home… will certainly taste better as well

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Confession: I have devised a cool hack for free money at my bank. Going to try it out this evening, will let you all know how it goes.

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This is a justification for your illegal behavior. I think the stuff at Dick’s Sporting Goods is overpriced. $50 for a plain hoody? Outrageous. If I decide to take one from the store then it’s theft. It doesn’t matter if I feel entitled to a free shirt because I overpaid for other stuff in the past.

Obtaining unauthorized control over property with intent to permanently deprive the owner of its use… That’s theft.

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Can’t afford it. I’m on a meal plan so anything not provided by school is an actual rather than a sunk cost

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Love your sarcasm (not being sarcastic)

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I confess that, after going for a 6.5 mile run, I opened the fridge to figure out lunch and the phrase “Cotton candy grapes: f**k yeah!” came out of my mouth involuntarily.

I hate what I have become.

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What the sweet Jesus are these?
Also, what have you become? I assumed you’d just pause halfway to rip a cow in half or something.

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Oh don’t get me wrong: steak is still the main course. But now I have an allotment of carbs since I’ll be lifting an hour after the run.

Cotton candy grapes are proof that GMOs are amazing.

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I’m not sure if it was you I mentioned this to before, but when you are pretty lean it only takes very VERY small changes in body fat to have a pretty impactful effect on an definition. It’s a mental struggle for sure.

Also from your log and other posts I suspect you’re under eating for your work load, so any gains are probably being offset by loss of weight from glycogen depletion which will also ruin your abs as you go ‘flat’.

Food for thought.

All that said, real muscle gain is slow, be patient.

This must be a nation wide phenomenon. I’ve gotten the same. Though, actually when I’ve said “ehh, make that a double.” they make it more like triple.

The most disgruntled employees make the best extras. Their way of sticking it to the company.

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I’ve been hogging the power rack for lots of sets of squats and other stuff because fuck Deepwater. I’ve been feeling like an asshole and recently began asking people if they want to work in if I suspect they are waiting to use it. Yeah, this doesn’t make any sense.

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Pun intended?

Yeah thanks for the advice. I know I’m being irrational. It’s easier to fight those thoughts when my more rational side is being confirmed by wiser people.

I have increased calories though

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Most likely because, if you are like I was between sets on that program, it’s coming out like this

WHEEZE GASP HEY! gasp choke you…GASP F**K! gasp wheeze wanna work”

timer goes off

“Oh GASP f**k me”

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You recommend deep water but aren’t making a very compelling case for it

Does this look like a guy who’s questioning his training method?

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Lol only on lower body days. My schedule changed so I’m training in an after hours gym which doesn’t have bench stations so I’m also taking up the power racks for all the bench variations

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At first I thought he was just afraid of vegetables, but looking again it seems he’s afraid of chicken too?

He’s afraid eating too clean will interfere w/ gains :wink:

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