The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

That may not be the case. I was on the 8 year mark when I moved to Australia 15 years ago and I literally stopped training overnight and had a 7 year break. I then spent 5 years doing long distance running before the call of the iron finally drew me back under the bar three years ago.

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Went on call tonight. For dinner I had a whole large pizza, half of someone else’s pizza, and a couple random slices from other guys. Starting to see why I have tits and love handles…

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Don’t you dare blame pizza. How fucking rude bro. :laughing:

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If my life were a musical it would be Hairspray meets Sweeney Todd Demon Barber of Fleetstreet. Lol.

Not that I bake people into pies though… Lol

I stumbled across a YouTube video “calling out” a formerly prolific writer for this site. It featured a heretofore unseen exercise. I think I can guess why I have not seen an article from this writer in a while…

The exercise?: quarter depth back squats, with a barbell, with a plate on ONE side of the bar; yes, only one side of the barbell was loaded.

@T3hPwnisher I think the “regular” bosu barbell back squat has been Trumped.

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Because of you, I had to do math and I’m now in week 3. Fuck you.

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I think i remember this. Although not who it was by.
My initial thoughts were (as are my current thoughts); it seems like a much less safe version of a suitcase carry.

I got a good laugh when I looked something up. Saw a guy talking about lack of volume in all power lifting programs. Mind you the guy was all about pure bodybuilding. I use that term loosely. Looked at his log and the amount of work in it was less than most guys do for assistance work. I call that talking out your ass.

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It happens to the best of us. Apparently I was doing it recently in the Off Topic section.

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Can we have a little more pistol squatting and a little less talk, please?

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Oh god no :disappointed_relieved:

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Do you guys have any idea how much I was holding myself back from going all out on the “short” jokes in that pistol squat thread? It was so damn obvious it was a case of munchkin height envy.

Only 2 types of people talk about showing off with pistol squats:

  1. Scrawny people.

  2. tenor

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Someone please show me this pistol squat thread

No! Run away now and save yourself :rofl:

I can pistol squat 24kg. I think I’m prepared

It really doesn’t have anything to do with pistol squats. It was more about a poster being an asshole.
We are talking about that trainwreck calisthenics thread on the off topic section.

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Two guys suspended in one thread. Glorious!

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noted. I’d love to avoid assholes

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Then you’d love the thread where some kid gave his height with and without shoes. I did.

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That reminds me. Aren’t we past due from a post from Mr depression?

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