The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Got really excited when I saw 35 new posts. Kinda delivered but I was hoping for something more along the lines of clavicle lengthening or concentric leg pressing on ARX machines.

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That’s just messed up. I’d make this the gyms problem. What the hell are they doing letting this potential nut job so close to other peoples kids?

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Yeah hitting on the wife is one thing . Which just in my view point requires a introduction . Which would allow the bastard the option of backing out of his current course of action. But now with a kid is involved I don’t think many would fault you for going old school on his ass.

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I’m not sure if sulfuric would be enough to get through everything, but my wife works in a hydrofluoric plant if you need some.

Really though, this is scary and horrible, hope the avenues through gym management and potentially the police get somewhere. If not I guess you have to figure out how to put the fear of god into him while restraining yourself from any real violence. Does your wife have pepper spray? Maybe turning around with that in hand if he follows again could send a message too.

It really is super effective. Saw my friend handle a guy who wouldn’t stop dancing with his GF at a concert this way. Grabbed him by the hips and started grinding with him, wouldn’t let the guy go when he tried to move and boldly declared “what? you don’t like it?”. Very funny, very effective.

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Today I got called an “absolute unit” at lunch today by some high school dudes.

Found it funny lol.

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I refuse to believe these are real things. It’s just a hair dryer in a box right?

I cooked and ate 2 lbs of butter fried NY Strip last night. I woke up with more chest hair.

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I skipped the salad, as that was my food’s food :smiley:

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I read up to this point and was intrigued, but discovered that the rest of the sentence made far more sense.

I confess I’m thinking about pulling the trigger and spending the $47 on the Deep Water badass program that comes with free daily facebook check-ins.

I’m in no position right now to run the program.

And I’m most likely just having an existential crisis because I’m losing weight and getting into better running shape and I like neither of those things.

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I’m so anti-social that my middle aged, traditional Asian parents nag me to stop studying, hang out with my (largely nonexistant) friends and get an instagram /snapchat.

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You have transcended beyond mere Asianhood. You are now an Uber Asian. I salute you.

idk about that, I’m a history buff obsessed with the USSR who’s brain shuts off when formulas get thrown around. I only survived Calc BC with the help of an overpriced math tutor and a very efficient calculator.

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Did you start studying Mandarin when you were much younger?

I grew up speaking mandarin and went to chinese school for 7 years.

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are you asian?

Yes. Chinese. Grew up speaking a Chinese dialect.

I asked about studying Mandarin because I always thought it’s correlated with having an easier time with math.

theoretically, yes.

For me, no

Finally! an Asian on the forum! Where are you located? 'm in Shanghai