that is pretty damned funny
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Thanks man. I really thought I was good as dead for a while.
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If you add double cream to banana protein shake it is quite tasty indeed.
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Here is my preworkout of choice…
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Hmm, finally seen a pic of the girl that my oldest is now dating and…
Well, dad is impressed.
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I’m positive you’ll all be glad to hear that my dick is back to working properly.
Hurray
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The steroid forum has now reached Zoolander levels of dumb…
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Anything in particular you want to point us to?
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150lb guy asking why copious amounts of drugs don’t work for him anymore. Thinks he’s now immune to the effects of testosterone. Blew my fucking mind.
“The files are IN the computer!”
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Lmao!!!
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“What is this? A school for ANTS?”
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This reminds me of a convo I had with a coworker.
A co-worker asked me for computer help recently. Walk over to his desk, he’s got an odd error message.
Me: what’d you click on to get this message?
Him, completely serious: …my mouse.
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I have, in all seriousness, been involved in training sessions with managers who had never used a mouse before. One of them was pressing it against the screen and moving it. This was probably less than 10 years ago.
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I am stealing that answer. That is gold!
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@samul how’s your dick
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It’s finally back to normal haha
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Thats part of the reason I stay clear of that forum. Some of the guys I have read shouldn’t be trusted administrating themselves a aspirin .
Regarding guys like that I think this quote applies…" You can’t turn a Chihuahua into a Rottweiler"
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I’ve been browsing it just for kicks. I’ve gathered that test and nolva are the only things I need if I ever go to the dark side.
Then I keep seeing posts from people who would benefit from just eating more and wonder why they’re going straight to the juice and want to use like 6 different compounds. I mean, I’ll consider it if I ever qualify for nationals in strongman (dead last in my first 2 comps so that’s a lofty goal) and just don’t get how that decision is so easy for under trained people to make.
Because steroids cause the muscles to retain fluid(glycogen, nitrogen, potassium etc). This is “lbm” gain but it is not muscle tissue. That’s why these idiots think they’re “gaining” while on and “losing” it all when they’re off when they’re eating the same amount of food.
A drug that can make you put on 10lbs of skeletal muscle tissue in 1 week isn’t called a steroid. It’s called Super Soldier Serum.
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