The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Giving or receiving? Have you seen what ducks are equipped with? Holy cow…

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#capitalism

I never have - got any pics?

PS - Don’t forget the shoe.

I don’t want to post one here. Image search mallard penis if you’re curious. NSFW or stomach.

I saw those while looking for an image of a toaster oven.

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WTF is wrong with google image search?!

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He must have been using Bing.

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Looks like someone has never had a grilled cheese and duck penis sandwich. It’s the world’s favourite sandwich!!

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I decided to come to the dark side and join the rest of you cheaters by buying a belt. This might take a while to break in…

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Dude that’s not how you use it. I think you meant to buy a bosu ball.

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ugh

Good God!! Today was hell! Working on repairs on a machine that i am too damn big to fit or maneuver conformable in the allotted space under the machine. On top of that… I discovered a second issue caused by the first. Now I will have to inform my supervisor that I will be writing out a second PO for $1600 on top of the $1000 I spent last week. Adding insult to injury I was stupid enough before hand and told him that " sure I will have it done in less than a day, once the crib gets my parts in" STUPID ME!!!

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I hate it when I find out I’ve overpromised due to something outside my control…

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Ouch.

Fitting into weird places has always been the bane of my work life.

“Hey, You aren’t too big. Crawl in/climb up there and…”

Me: “damn it. I need to gain a hundred lbs.”.

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@OTHSteve Yeah I put my foot in my mouth.

@dt79 WHAT??

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Your hired!

Ok, but I’m not crawling into another grit blaster.

Next is Metal gear.

48d

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Did you just use…a…MEME?! I never expected that from someone who hates memes as much as you do!