Giving or receiving? Have you seen what ducks are equipped with? Holy cow…
I never have - got any pics?
PS - Don’t forget the shoe.
I don’t want to post one here. Image search mallard penis if you’re curious. NSFW or stomach.
I saw those while looking for an image of a toaster oven.
He must have been using Bing.
Looks like someone has never had a grilled cheese and duck penis sandwich. It’s the world’s favourite sandwich!!
I decided to come to the dark side and join the rest of you cheaters by buying a belt. This might take a while to break in…
Dude that’s not how you use it. I think you meant to buy a bosu ball.

Good God!! Today was hell! Working on repairs on a machine that i am too damn big to fit or maneuver conformable in the allotted space under the machine. On top of that… I discovered a second issue caused by the first. Now I will have to inform my supervisor that I will be writing out a second PO for $1600 on top of the $1000 I spent last week. Adding insult to injury I was stupid enough before hand and told him that " sure I will have it done in less than a day, once the crib gets my parts in" STUPID ME!!!
I hate it when I find out I’ve overpromised due to something outside my control…
Ouch.
Fitting into weird places has always been the bane of my work life.
“Hey, You aren’t too big. Crawl in/climb up there and…”
Me: “damn it. I need to gain a hundred lbs.”.
Your hired!
Ok, but I’m not crawling into another grit blaster.
Next is Metal gear.

Did you just use…a…MEME?! I never expected that from someone who hates memes as much as you do!


