After two true Bench sessions with the new Bench pad… I got to give two very big thumbs up
4 Likes
I’m trying my best man, damn.
I feel bad I haven’t been reading through your log. I’ll have to catch up now!
1 Like
Hey man. I couldn’t figure out how to make my email public but put it in my profile description. Will probably take it off soon so shoot me an email ASAP. I am always, 24/7/365, here to talk or just listen if you are in need. You did a brave thing by reaching out.
Also, anyone on here who I regularly converse/banter with, feel free to send me an email too, I’m always down to talk/meet/host people.
4 Likes
Thanks man. I appreciate the offer. I will be taking you up on that.
Just out of curiosity, are you more disgusted by beastialty or scat?
1 Like
Bestiality.
It also comes down to weighing up Mozart and Katherine the Great’s celebrity endorsements of scat and bestiality, respectively.
I far more appreciate Mozart’s music to Russian autocracy
2 Likes
Bestiality compared to scat is just too broad. I mean, what animal are we talking about? Is it wild or a pet that you’ve bonded with and developed a relationship?
2 Likes
So a bird strafing someone is not just a random incident?
Shouldn’t we also define the circumstances of the scat? Who’s shitting on you: your girlfriend? Mum? A priest?
Worse if all three are the same person.
6 Likes
I interpreted “scat” in the initial statement as the style of singing, but this makes way more sense.
4 Likes
awww aren’t you adorable
1 Like
I tell myself that every day in the hopes that somehow, someday, it may come true.
1 Like
I didn’t realize Mozart was one of the forefathers of jazz.
4 Likes
I struggle to sympathize with smokers who are quitting. When I’m told, “Hey, I’m finally quitting, it’s great!” I always offer support, “Yeah, you can do it! Go you!”…but I can’t help but think, “Are you looking for kudos for quitting something that you can literally watch kill you and take away from nearly every aspect of your life?”
1 Like
Would you rather have 20 duck-sized polar bears crap in your mouth, or have sex with a polar bear-sized Duck?
4 Likes
I have previously complained about some idiot in Brazil using my email account to sign up for internet services (eg Ashley Madison) and me being completely helpless to do anything about it because the most friggin website wont validate the email address nowadays.
My only option is to request a password change, change the password then deactivate the account.
I managed to get this numbnuts number a few months ago and both called and texted him to stop his shenanigans but there seems to be a language barrier so he keeps going on his merry way, signing me up to random crap.
I now have the daily task of sweeping through my emails looking for anything that looks like a new service and turning it off. Fun.
Well, today my friend from Brazil signed up for a certification exam. Unfortunately for him, the exam opens at an ungodly hour. For him over there that is, for me it opened at a halfway sensible time.
So I thought I’d save him some trouble and take the 115 minute exam for him. I thought I was on fire, finishing in under 5 minutes. Unfortunately, I didn’t study enough 9.7/100 
I hope 1000 “Brazilian Reals” isn’t a lot.
21 Likes
Where the hell is this picture of Yogi? Did I fall for some type of joke? …If this is a joke…come on. You can’t get my hopes up like that.
2 Likes
I got you covered
@Yogi1 finally crushing those “bearmode” goals.
Hopefully that iceman kid is taking notes.
9 Likes