The Family Guy Quote Thread

“Quiet whiteflash, men are talking.”

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
“Quiet whiteflash, men are talking.”[/quote]

Could you repeat that, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the family guy being highly overrated.

“fat chicks need love too…but they gotta pay”

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
“Quiet whiteflash, men are talking.”

Could you repeat that, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the family guy being highly overrated.[/quote]

Oh come on man, the least you could have done was pull out a Simpson’s’ quote. That comeback didn’t even make sense. What does overrated sound like? Anything like 8 Emmy nominations?

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
“Quiet whiteflash, men are talking.”

Could you repeat that, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the family guy being highly overrated.[/quote]

I went back and checked (yeah, I have that kind of time. It’s a slow day at work) and if I count the number of posts, but not necessarily the number of times the word ‘overrated’ is said in a single post, then the counter is at nine times.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

While highly overrated, family guy does produce some great quotes. I can recall more quotes from any 1 of the first 9 seasons of the Simpsons than I can of the entirity of the family guy. Family guy’s overrated.[/quote]

Doesn’t Family Guy only have 7 seasons out? Therefore saying from the first 9 seasons of the Simpsons gives the simpsons more tv time therefore “shutupa ya face!”

look here for referance to that :slight_smile: Family Guy: Blue Harvest 'Luke wants to join the rebellion' - YouTube

Peter Griffin [about to lift Bill Clinton’s limo]: Alright, boys, now watch how this is done. The key is to put it all in your groin and your back. Take your legs totally out of the equation. Lift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion.

Bill: Dude, check it out! There’s a pig behind that fence.
Peter: Aw yeah, I see it.
Bill: Dude, we can eat that pig.
Peter: What?
Bill: Dude, come on! We can totally eat that pig. We could, we could do it, man, we could. It’ll be so easy man, it’ll take like a minute.
Peter: Could it really be that fast?
Bill: Peter, that pig could be in our stomaches in like one minute. And then we could, and then, we could do other stuff.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/5569/family-guy-musical-dumpster-baby

LG - Women are not objects
PG - Your mothers right son, listen to what it says.

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident at the Quahog Cable Company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn’t really matter what we say. I’m the Lord Jesus Christ. Think I’ll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?

Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don’t like black people.

Technician: You guys, we’re still on in Boston.

This doesn’t even have any dialogue and fucking kills me every time I see it, no matter what. Who remembers this scene?

dude i already posted a link to that scene, saying it didn’t have any dialogue lol

Peter: Aw, man! I hate Trivial Pursuit. Always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid than that time when you locked your keys out of the car?
(flashback to a time when Peter locked his keys out of the car)
Peter: Dammit. Hey, somebody!
(a guy walks by)
Peter: (to the guy walking by) Hey, sir? You see those keys down there? Sir? Oh, screw you!
(guy walks off)
Peter: (uses a bent coat hanger to get his keys, but fails, starts crying afterwards)

Cleavland: “Bomb!! There goes the dynamite”

[quote]Himora22 wrote:
Cleavland: “Bomb!! There goes the dynamite”[/quote]

+1

you beat me to it.

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
Cleavland: “Bomb!! There goes the dynamite”

+1

you beat me to it.[/quote]

It’s “Aaaand boom goes the dynamite”

lol sooo hilarious!

[quote]bob_sander87 wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
Cleavland: “Bomb!! There goes the dynamite”

+1

you beat me to it.

It’s “Aaaand boom goes the dynamite”

lol sooo hilarious!

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What did he say after that?

“Close the window. You’re letting all the stank out.”

At least that’s how I remember it.

LOL

Wait for it, wait for it…

Will you shave my coin purse?