Everybody’s heard about the bird
[quote]JoeG254 wrote:
Everybody’s heard about the bird[/quote]
From what I hear the bird is the word. LMAO!!! Funniest shit ever!
peter: oh, you haven’t heard?
stewie: (exhausted) crap!
peter: the bird is the word!
yeah my roommate left me a voicemail at work reminding me that the bird was indeed the word. in case I somehow forgot…
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
peter: oh, you haven’t heard?
stewie: (exhausted) crap!
peter: the bird is the word!
yeah my roommate left me a voicemail at work reminding me that the bird was indeed the word. in case I somehow forgot…[/quote]
I love how everyone that saw that episode keeps saying this without end. Everyone else just looks at us like we’re retarded. Oh well, it’s one of the best lines from Family Guy just because of it’s memorability.
Guy at lab: According to our math the bird is greater than or equal to the word.
Adam West: WELL CHECK IT AGAIN!!!
[quote]AssOnGrass wrote:
Guy at lab: According to our math the bird is greater than or equal to the word.
Adam West: WELL CHECK IT AGAIN!!![/quote]
That’s too funny!!!
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
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LOL!
Stewie: “Brian, DON’T!”
Now that damn song will be stuck in my head…AGAIN.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Now that damn song will be stuck in my head…AGAIN.[/quote]
glad i could help 
Stewie: Now, I’m going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do…
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good… something good… You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile… but you have smelly dog farts.
Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn’t really matter what we say.
I’m the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I’ll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don’t like black people.
Camera man: Hey guys, we’re still on in Boston.
Prom night dumpster baby
Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we’re gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor’s here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We’re gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around
Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That’s right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a…a belt.
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That’s right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a…a belt.[/quote]
Now THAT’S what I wanted to hear!