[quote]Brayton wrote:
Touche’, salesman.[/quote]
I say that line daily. Family guy is overrated, but there’s some great lines.
I’m gonna spend the next 90 minutes showing you I can solve all of your problems with my penis.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Brayton wrote:
Touche’, salesman.
I say that line daily. Family guy is overrated, but there’s some great lines.
I’m gonna spend the next 90 minutes showing you I can solve all of your problems with my penis.[/quote]
So many great quotes. I might actually use that line one day.
“Mmmmm, I’d love to dance, Fred Savage”
“If you have sex, your penis will fall off into another dimension, where savage dogs will eat it”
“Sex turns straight people gay, and gay people into Mexicans… everyone goes down a notch”
Brian: Does this Smuckers taste weird?
Peter: Yeah, it’s been on my penis!
Peter:“… it’s not like he felt up his cousing in the garage that time when I was 19…”
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Family guy is overrated…[/quote]
Hey what’s the “WhiteFlash says Family Guy is overrated” counter up to? Eight, maybe nine times.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Family guy is overrated…
Hey what’s the “WhiteFlash says Family Guy is overrated” counter up to? Eight, maybe nine times.
:P[/quote]
LOL.
Mind you, this “overrated show” has produced 5 pages of notable quotes that nearly everyone here has heard at least once.
You wouldn’t be able to put together 5 whole pages of well known quotes from any other show unless it had been on for twice as long or more.
This one makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it:
Peter squinting diabolically: “I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.”
I personally enjoyed the 100th episode special where Seth McFarlane asked random people what they thought of the show.
“What kind of person do you think would watch Family Guy?”
“uhhh…the kind of person who can’t change the television station! hee haw, hee haw!”
Yeesh.
“Does this show speak to you, as a black man?”
“Yes.”
“In what way?”
“In the wrong way.”
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
I personally enjoyed the 100th episode special where Seth McFarlane asked random people what they thought of the show.
“What kind of person do you think would watch Family Guy?”
“uhhh…the kind of person who can’t change the television station! hee haw, hee haw!”
Yeesh.[/quote]
That had to be staged, nobody is that much of a loser.
“lois griffin is a SLUT!”
the first line of peter griffins’ campaign commercial
[Barbershop Quartet in Hospital Room]
"You have AIDS!
(Yes, you have AIDS)
I hate to tell you, boy, that
You have AIDS!
(You’ve got the AIDS)
… Not HIV, but fullll blooown AAAIIDDDSS!"
http://www.mymediaplaylist.com/viewvideo/210/Family_Guy___Peter_s_Speech_At_Million_Man_March/
the end of this scene always cracks me up
The music really made those two videos.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Brayton wrote:
Touche’, salesman.
I say that line daily. Family guy is overrated, but there’s some great lines.
I’m gonna spend the next 90 minutes showing you I can solve all of your problems with my penis.
So many great quotes. I might actually use that line one day.[/quote]
I’ve tried working it into a conversation without it being totally random. So far no luck.
Meg: “Chris! You’re hogging all the fans!”
Chris: “Yeah? Well, you’re hogging all the … ugly!”
I use that one all the time.
On my kids.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Family guy is overrated…
Hey what’s the “WhiteFlash says Family Guy is overrated” counter up to? Eight, maybe nine times.
LOL.
Mind you, this “overrated show” has produced 5 pages of notable quotes that nearly everyone here has heard at least once.
You wouldn’t be able to put together 5 whole pages of well known quotes from any other show unless it had been on for twice as long or more.[/quote]
While highly overrated, family guy does produce some great quotes. I can recall more quotes from any 1 of the first 9 seasons of the Simpsons than I can of the entirity of the family guy. Family guy’s overrated.